ALTEarl by Louis Jenkins
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, “Is it good, friend?”
“It is bitter—bitter,” he answered;
“But I like it
“Because it is bitter,
“And because it is my heart.”
酷い ワッフル
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Squishable“I bought a $7 pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”
-Mitch Hedberg
2009–2026
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Battered and Bruised
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[39, Transfemme Queer Polya] [If Found Return to Unpretty]
[Radical: Leftist, Inclusionist][Pro-horny]
[Radical: Leftist, Inclusionist][Pro-horny]
2nd June 2024
Sunday
8:41pm
New Pinned because I deleted the old one, it was 2edgy anyway
I’m Alli, short for Allium (🧅🧄)
Like it says in the header, transfemme queer polya.
As a radical leftist/anarchist/general fuck you enthusiast I obviously don’t care for the usual spate of terrible CHUDs but special mention to TERFs because they keep trying to get in.
I am trying my best but I am severely mentally ill and I am neither an easy nor a uniformly fun person to know. If you can’t handle me at my worst, neither can I, it’s fine. Make good decisions.
Anything I wrote personally is #original, thirst followers there is a #selfie, recipe stuff and cooking tutorials are #foodblogging and cat pictures #catblogging.
I’m not good at tagging consistently so if any of my major content bugs you probably just unfollow. I block freely and often, and will 100% block any blank blogs or anyone whose first interaction with me is a donation request.
Art by @pocketss
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ALTfrom Welcome to Night Vale episode 175: The October Monologues
ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid
- melampus:
blackfoot
- ichnobates: tracker
- pamphagos: glutton
- dorceus: gazelle
- oribasos: hiker
- nebrophonos: deercatcher
- laelape: hurricane
- theron: hunter
- pterelas: wingy boy
- agre: hunter 2
- hylaeus: woody
- nape: valley girl
- poemenis: shep
- harpyia: snatchy
- ladon: bitey
- dromas: speedy
- canache: loudmouth
- sticte: spot
- tigris: tiger
- alce: strong girl
- leucon: whitey
- asbolos: soot
- lacon: howler
- aello: stormy
- thoos: fast boy
- cyprius: cyprus boy
- lycisce: wolfdog
- harpalos: snatchy 2
- melaneus: blacky
- lachne: fuzzy girl
- labros: rowdy boy
- argiodus: white fang
- hylactor: barker
- melanchaetes: black-hair
- theridamas: killer
- orestriphos: mountain boy
It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.
10th January 2026
Saturday
6:13pm
Long shot but: Does anyone know why Tennogen stuff doesn’t show up in Market in-game? In Warframe. Obvi but yeah
Yes I have my steam account linked, I checked on the webbed site, I’m clicking play on Steam which then launches the launcher where I click play again.
I feel like I’m extremely stupid but googling divulges no useful results
because disabled people often live in permacrisis mode, and i am disabled, i am not exempt from this and i am unfortunately in crisis mode.
this evening my batterer - whose DV i was escaping - was my doordash driver.
my new address and phone number was exposed to him. he deadnamed me upon greeting and asked where i had been. he was doordashing under a false identity because he is a violent felon with a record for DV and other weapons charge.
i am now no longer safe at my place of residence and need to relocate much more quickly than i had previously expected.
cashapp is $spoiledmilkandhoney and my paypal email is aureliaofthevalley at gmail dot com and my paypal me is amuletodenazar
donations have stopped and i leave in 10 days
7:30am: told my 6pm shift was cut from lack of reservations
4:30pm: told I am in fact still working at 6pm
5:00pm: accidentally drop my Switch in my rush to get ready
12:00am: get home from long and stressful shift to a dead Switch
Today fucking sucked.
Weighing options on getting a new one, screen won't turn on anymore, it's totally bricked.
Cant afford a switch 2 so I guess I'm getting a Lite once I can afford it 😭
If anyone wants to help with this or bills or meds, here's a link you can click
When she says it had a smurf village gender ratio, it's possibly even funnier and sadder than you could have thought. The article doesn't specify, but I keep hearing that out of 8000 users, less than 50 appeared to be women.
“The researcher created a website okstupid.lol, where 8,000 leaked profiles are placed on the map, exposing users from very different regions of the world.”
U.S. Imperialism Get Out
Emory Douglas (1960s)
The EU loves to "monitor the situation" when a western country is blatantly committing a crime
When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?
and when you need a break from that, there’s LAUNDRY
nie huaisang fainting dot gif
