lezbianz:

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

juniepops:

kushblazer666:

wastrelwoods:

new mychart message! aw damn….doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she’s referring me to an Ontologist

kyatra:

woodox-earthtaurus:

kyatra:

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

boomer-mythology-destroyer:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

thesnailphilosopher:

stewball:

dectech:

duplexide:

???

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

ilovefakecarts-deactivated20251:

spiribia:

cats can open their mouth and deliver a ‘fish blast.’ this supremely lowers the morale of everyone in the radius

vulpinesaint:

in my latest foray into quiz-making i found a house. a manor, really. it’s all rotted and full of cobwebs but there’s something about it… idk. i think my eyes might be playing tricks. you could take a tour if you don’t mind descending into madness with me