Next life i will be 1 bird that flies in a cloud of 1000000 birds

Guy who hates his zombie survival group so he bites himself to get exiled on purpose but they don't love him that much so he just gets shot

Guy who hates his job so he bites himself and pretends its a zombie bite so they send him home

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

We gotta stop treating all viewpoints as equal because some of us aren’t even interacting with the same reality at this point

#BelieveWomen

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

when she does anything to it at all

absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:

The chewerrrrrrs

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit