Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Power is a funny thing.

scrolling tumblr while in line at the food truck.. yeppp, that's a big oiled up cosplayer ass. angles my phone better so the guy behind me can see too. #guybehindme

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

sprout hand 🌱

easily my favorite viral tweet from recently

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

Huh okay, so much like the word "martial" ultimately comes from Mars, so too does "cereal" come from Ceres.

Eating my cornflakes and going hmmmm this reminds me of the Roman goddess of agriculture and fertility

I need to jerk off about this

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

stares at you (lovingly) from 2 thaousand miles away

great, my post is in some sort of dungeon