S2 coda fic series

Wanna be with you all my life

Edstede. Rated E

Ed gets an orgasm. As a treat.
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“I almost expect you to start purring any second,” he jokes. The collar still sits around Ed’s delicate neck, jingling softly every time he moves.
The thought won’t leave his head. He runs a hand slowly through Ed’s hair, then smooths it down his shoulder, his bicep, repeats the gesture on his other side.
“Stede, are you fucking petting me?”

The art of fishing

Edstede. Rated T

It’s been a few weeks of their newfound domestic intimacy when he feels the need to say the words. He’s held safely in Stede’s arms, warm in their own bed, in their own room, on this ship that is their home.
“You were a mermaid when I almost died.”
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Ed tells Stede about his near death experience. Stede comforts him.

Put the collar on, Captain

Edstede. Rated E

The collar makes an encore.
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He reaches tentatively for Ed’s hair, delighted to be allowed to pull it aside to reveal the expanse of his neck. He opens the clasp on the collar and reaches around Ed to slide it in place and close it securely. He doesn’t miss the full body shiver that runs through Edward when the collar is resting safely against his skin once again, bell tucked neatly into the hollow of his throat.
Ed turns around to look at him. He looks ethereal in the bright afternoon light, hair a halo of silver around him. His next words are like molten lava poured over Stede’s head.
“What would you have me do, Captain?”

Port in a storm

Edstede. Rated E

Some days he feels like he never woke up from the dream where magic was real and Stede was a mermaid. Not because this -their relationship, their life together- doesn’t feel real, because it does, it feels real like the breeze on his face and the ground beneath his boots and the immensity of the sky above him, but because he never knew any of what he’s experienced with Stede over the past few weeks was possible. In his wildest fantasies, maybe, he dreamed of sweet tea and fine fabrics, the warmth of good brandy sliding down his throat while the fire kept his feet cozy and Stede’s voice spread like wildfire through his chest. But his imagination failed him so completely when it comes to Stede Bonnet.
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Stede takes Ed dancing.

Do you want to know a secret

Edstede. Rated G

“Do you want to know a secret?” Stede whispers in his hear.
“I love you, you nut. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

Press me to your heart

Edstede. Rated E
Stede draws the curtains shut, enclosing them in the dark, intimate space of the bed nook, anticipation running recklessly through his veins. He turns to Ed, looking up at him expectantly on the bed, the cascade of his hair loose around his shoulders and his eyes huge and vulnerable, bathed in the golden light of the fireworks the crew is setting off on deck.
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Ed cries out, grips Stede’s arm tight enough to bruise, and Stede will wear the lovely shades of purple on his skin proudly, a mark of their passion to match the ones he left on Ed’s thighs earlier.
“That’s it, hold onto me. Let me give you what you need.” He needs to take care of him so very desperately.
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Picks up right after Stede closes the bed curtains. Tender, horny sex ensues.

Now I’m water

Edstede. Rated G

Ed makes his way back to Stede after watching the ships burn.
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Something settles into place within him as he hacks and slashes his way back to Stede. He doesn’t want to do this anymore, he’s certain of that. But maybe he doesn’t have to burn his bridges to get to where he’s going. Maybe everything he’s capable of can serve him well sometimes, maybe there’s some middle ground between fisherman and pirate.

As we go hand in hand

Edstede. Rated G

The memory flashes through his mind of Ed gifting a couple of kids on the Republic a bag of gold and a pair of knives, and claiming they weren’t pirates but inn owners afterwards. How long has he been thinking about this? How long has this been a dream of his?

cahootings:

cahootings:

david jenkins was allowed a cameo on the ship only because he could look as bitchy as the rest of them

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farewell-to-lorien:

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Art by Tobias M. Eckrich.

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huffylemon:

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RIP yahoo answers

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”

can someone please get my cat to stop screaming. we disagree about how fun it is to go outside when it’s over 30 and she won’t stop yelling at me about it

i think the gender experience at the gym has been the most fun of anywhere I’ve been since I transitioned? some people she/her me. some people he/him me. some people stare at my hairy legs in shorts and then at my face when I turn around and look like they’re trying to make sense of quantum physics. I correct no one, just smile mysteriously. overall a very amusing experience twice a week

after like four tries I’ve figured out how to put trans tape on and now i finally get why everyone loves it

elby3000:

sherlockig:

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I love that he improvised with any old thing for the pedestals.

funpression:

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you’re like oh fuck its fruit

sexchangedotcom:

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

you-little-arsonist:

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3