my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

could have mochi for dessert

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

love that they all look like they’re heading to separate functions. like. singles night on a caribbean cruise, ex’s funeral, dive bar with a mechanical bull, english department end-of-year reception, & the bus stop, respectively.

fox mccloud and wolf o donnel from feb 2021 🦊🐺

do you ever wonder what it would feel like not to be tired

In the club

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

thank you castlevania fight animators/choreographers for making the coolest shit I've ever seen, y'all have no idea how many times I have rewatched those scenes

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

outcast of the village

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

um????? what???

just so people know, it's because in finnish, frequent buyer program is called "kanta-asiakkuus" (regular customership) which sounds and looks a lot like "kantasiakkuus" (regular pig-ship)

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.