Official tumblr of Alexandra Rowland (they/them), author of 10+ books in the Chantiverse setting, including A TASTE OF GOLD AND IRON, RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND, and YIELD UNDER GREAT PERSUASION.
~~"We spare no expense in the construction of a narrative which may be extravagant and unlikely."~~
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god
badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird
every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle
Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence
curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees
relay racing is “here, you take this leek”
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I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
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