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a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

sometimes the reason is this

reblog if you love to see that shit that was fucking crazy

the boys of the phantom thieves

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

This is a major issue I've found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you're on the phone then you're just sitting in silence with the magic slab.

Me at the start: "I kinda wanna draw Manato in his bent low pose from the chain attack. practice pose and shapes and all without overthinking it much. nothing too crazy."

Me an hour later: "…I have no idea what happened--"

humbling

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

commission

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

That gif is literally perfect

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

Jay being a general sweetheart with any lady more or less twice his age, but a cheeky asshole trying to push all the buttons he can find with any man more or less twice his age will forever be funny.

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

“nothing like a little cock warming on a thursday night, you know what i’m saying?” i offer to the silence of my bedroom.

“uh. no?” my husband calls from the living room

several moments of silence pass.

“was that all?”

“yeah. that was it.” i confirm.

“okay.”

he unpauses leverage and off we go, passing like nothing more than two ships in the night.

congrats on the penis appointment mr variousnumbers. i hope you get the nicest set of cock and balls on this side of the mississippi.

yeah accidental baby acquisition is fun and all but what about purposeful penis procurement

Might fuck around and paper my town with these. Feel free to join me.

Would you be willing to post the files for these so we can have the best quality copy for printing purposes?

Here's a folder with the files! I couldn't get the last one to PDF correctly with the image, so it's still text.

Just a reminder from me (a military brat) and my parents (both military from military families): The most definitive way to know a recruiter is lying to you is to listen closely to what they're saying. If you hear sounds, they're lying.

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something