“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you

Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

STOP LIKING THIS IT ISN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY WTF

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

OPLA Season 2: Character Poster

An Official Poster of MISS WEDNESDAY | VIVI (Charithra Chandran) for ONE PIECE Season 2

Happy winter

Is Cap schizophrenic?

Little dwindles of the JL thinking Captain Marvel has schizophrenia because of the divine twitch chat.

1. Captain Marvel's in a quiet room, looking absolutely distraught and sick of everything, Flash walks in on him and Cap doesn't notice.

Flash: Oh hey... (voice dying in his throat before it even comes out)

Captain Marvel: Making a bitch face which is def not his resting expression.

Few seconds pass

Captain Marvel: ALRIGHT! alright I'm sick of this can't you guys handle a conversation without getting into an argument!? I'm sorry I'm sorry but I've been sitting here listening to you guys argue for the entirety of my monitoring duty!

Flash looking if cap has any earphones on (he doesn't)

Flash: Heyyy... Cap how are you..?

Captain Marvel finally noticing Flash and getting a bit jumpscared: OH! oh hey Flash haha how are you doing? how king have you been there!.... (Quick whisper yelling to himself and going back to smiling)

Flash: Uh.. Oh hmm just.. Just came in yeah! It's about time we switch...

Captain Marvel: Greattttt.. :)

2. During a JL meeting Cap keeps whispering to himself. Batman gets suspicious.

Batman: So the following schedule would be.... *Blah blah blah blah blah*

Captain Marvel: *Holding in his laughter, doing the speed face*

Batman: Captain is there anything wrong.?

Captain Marvel: No... No hah.. ahem... nothings wrong. *The corner of his mouths twitching.*

Batman: Alright... *going back to yapping*

Captain Marvel: *Gripping the table (leaving a visible mark)* Guys stay quiet...(whispering to himself)

Batman: Captain is there anything you have to say?

Captain Marvel: Oh uh Noooo.. don't mind me *in cold sweat*

Batman: Okay then..

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

Sounds like wormnoodless is recapitulating Eutychianism (Christ exists in one nature and of two), which was rejected by the Fourth Ecumenical Council in 451, instead adopting Dyophysitism (Jesus Christ is one person of one substance and one hypostasis, with two distinct, inseparable natures: divine and human), which is still the main belief of most major denominations.

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

@apocrypals, do I have it (mostly) right?

Correct

Anything other than “fully God, fully man” is heretical

#sometimes the nature of tumblr is that someone accidentally reinvents the great schism (1054) all over again

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

I completely agree with this but I do need you to understand that the image above is 32 times the size of the lunar mission’s memory

Yeah I know that is not how the light works

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

Boom！！！

passion dies