Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

Brotherhood of The Orb

Brotherhood of The Orb

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

CAT OMG

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

In fact: you SHOULD share it without your thoughts on the US Military. If someone in the military sees this number and is considering it, they already know. Just let them see the resource.

this is my favourite post ever

thought about Jason's apartment having bulletproof glass in all the windows, and a Bat tries to swing through and just splats on the window instead with a squeegee squeak noise

give me shassie where shawn starts acting weird and distant because he feels guilty about not telling lassie that he’s not actually a psychic

now give me carlton “took the divorce HARD” lassiter whose boyfriend is suddenly acting weird and distant and he’s fucking terrified that shawn is going to leave him too

give me lassie overcompensating by trying to correct whatever he thinks shawn doesn’t like about him (read: all the things victoria complained about towards the end of their marriage) and exhausting himself in the process because there’s a new murder case with bodies piling up and for some reason shawn is distracted so he’s of minimal help and the chief is breathing down his neck to get it done and despite him and o’hara being a great team, they just cant figure it out

give me shawn wondering why the hell lassie is suddenly taking time off of work to spend with him and cleaning their apartment every night in a frenzy and taking him to expensive restaurants he knows lassie can barely afford on top of all the stress from the case and stretching himself too thin

give me shawn feeling even guiltier about lying and clamming up further

give me shawn finally saying “we need to talk, i have to tell you something” one night and a sleep deprived and stressed out of his mind lassie dropping to his knees right then and there begging shawn not to leave him, and that whatever it is, he can fix it just please don’t leave me, shawn

give me everything clicking for shawn as he crouches down to lassie’s level to quietly reassure him that he’s not going to leave, but lassie just might because “i’m not a psychic, lass. i never have been”

and finally, give me lassie half laughing half crying in relief because he doesnt care and he never believed it anyway so who cares really and give me both of them holding each other tighter and finding each other once again and solving the case together

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

PSA: stuttering in fics

as someone with a speech impediment, all of the people saying that only one type of stuttering is valid are wrong.

stuttering CAN look like this: "t-this is a-an example s-s-sentence"

OR this: "this-this is an example sen-sentence."

OR this: "t-t-t-th-..t-ttttthis is an example sentence."

OR this: "this is, uhm, an example, uh, sentence."

OR this: "this is an example sssssss-sentence."

OR this: "this is an examp-...this an example sentence."

sometimes the sentence won't even come out of your mouth at all.

there are probably many examples i'm forgetting, but that's the point! it usually is a mix of a few of these, but some people do one of them more often than others! some people with speech impediments have certain sounds that they almost consistently have trouble with (for me it's "st").

people with speech impediments also rarely-if ever-stutter whilst they're singing or whispering.

most importantly!!!! people with speech impediments are capable of saying a sentence without stuttering!! it can just be a gamble sometimes.

and if more people could portray the frustration that comes with stuttering and not being able to get words out, i'd be a very happy girl.

(fun fact: sometimes when my mouth won't let me say what i want to say, i get so annoyed that i just yell or grumble out "WORDS.")

this was your speech impediment PSA!!!!

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

radio demon ＆ little picture box

here's the follow-up ✨

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nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit