Space Dad

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

Hotelius Californium…

such a dulce et decorum place…

@romanimp

"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

dogy

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

Dodgeball in school is literally the funniest fucking game, your teacher hands you rubber balls and you’re allowed to just attack each other

High school me normally: I am a good good child I would never hurt anybody… 

High school me at dodgeball: I need to kill you so bad I need to end your life immediately 

Been thinking about Ianthe Tridentarius and how much I love her again so I made some prints.

Get the prints here or here or have access to all my print files by joining patreon! 

“I will end the Jotun threat, now and forever! And I will make you proud.”

Hes not looking at Thor, hes looking at his mother. The one time hes able to steal attention for himself, shes stolen away from him again. And all of it was by his own doing.

Oh come on, kid. Ahsoka told me all I had to do was get you here and you’d do the rest.