tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.
british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it
obsessed with this
i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.
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every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?
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happy electric feel friday
happy electric feel friday
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Christmas movies really need to show the reality of Dec 27, when the girl boss protagonist who just quit her high paying City Job to spend the rest of her life in small town christmasville with the dude she dated in high school for a couple of months is trying to find dinner at 830pm and has to face the reality that not only is there no good Chinese takeout in a 20 mi radius, but every restaurant in the county closes at 7:00 p.m.
gameshow voice: is it gay subtext or are the writers just so catastrophically bad at writing female characters that the only relationships in the entire story that feel human are the ones between the men.
Idk who has to hear this today but sometimes the devil doesn’t need an advocate. Sometimes the devil is already winning
I know that when people complain about the Folgers commercial, they’re usually pointing out the weird incest vibes, but I don’t think we give enough hate to the fact that this man came home from generic Africa, his sister put on a pot of Folgers, and he swooned over it saying “ooh! Real coffee!” You were in Africa, my guy! Africa has several countries that are known as having the best coffee in the world! Saying you didn’t have any real coffee in Africa is like saying you didn’t see any Black people in Africa! The fuck is wrong with these people?!



