spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

Left to her own devices, a girl will literally get snuggled up oh so cozy in bed

yuesss boil him

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

hold lancer like energy drink

no mondays in the cambrian era

ALT

their polyamorous swag

ah fuck im imagining it

sorry

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

new favorite reddit user

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

What is tumblr trying to tell me