an editor's job is to keep you humble

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

a biome so unique in south africa that it's earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it's under threat of extinction.

It's a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

Open your eyes...

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

UH YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES!!

what the fuck

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

columbina

She’s looking at you

minecraft just dropped the news that they're revamping all the baby mob designs and they're all adorable but the new chicks in particular are so cute it makes me wanna frow up

just look at this promo pic, they knew they had to put that diva front and center

"the forbidden advent calendar"

it's that time again, here is the pre-game installment of stargaze saturday

No no no, see, a puppet obtains power at the expense of agency, a doll obtains meaning at the expense of agency, and a plushie obtains unconditional love at the expense of agency. The thing currently mauling you was already powerful and self-actualized when I brought it under my sway, so when you beg me to 'call off my puppet' you should really be saying plushie instead. Try again, m'kay?

Someone tagged this "dog = plushie?" and then deleted the reblog immediately but I would like to congratulate them on being the only one to see my vision.