mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

in america “mr beast” is the name of the village pedophile

i’m so fucking scared for 120 because people keep saying ominous shit about it and i’m at the point where they’re talking to finn and everybody can’t stop laughing and i can’t stop laughing so please god someone help me how does this go from hell of laughter to hell of whatever the fuck is going to happen

oh…

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

post's haunted.

Investing at 3 notes

the tumblr lore thickens

@myosotis-elinora you might appreciate this

I do, in fact, appreciate seeing this post again. I think I forgot to reblog it the first time

have we not seen home alone? culkins, next

jay doubts every decision she's ever made ferin 🤝 aurora cannot make a decision because what if she's wrong primrose. someone teach the girlies how to trust their ability to make choices

so so so eager to see who out of the three riptide captains aurora gets shipped with first. no idea if i'll actually get invested in it but i'm VERY curious what the shipping landscape is gonna look like now that there are 4 PCs

taking bets now

i hope you know i already wrote a jay/aurora fic and im trying to force their name to be aurora australis (for multiple reasons)

Back studies but its just me having fun drawing them

...Are there actually people out there who only ever have a problem because they're not aware of the problem? The sheer amount of people who seem genuinely shocked and baffled that someone can be perfectly aware of the nature of their issue and still continue having it is so strange to me. Like they'll come in to tell you "hey it sounds like you have this specific problem that you just described" and they're genuinely befuddled when you answer with "yes, I am aware, that is the nature of the problem that I am currently having" like that's not the response they expected at all.

Like do some people really live like that? Only ever experiencing difficulties without ever pausing to wonder why things are like that, and as soon as someone pops in like "hey you have a problem with this happening because of this reason", everything gets wrenched back on the right track with a crack like resetting a dislocated limb, and it's all clear skies and smooth sailing from thereon now that someone kindly offered them some awareness of how they're living their life.

i believe it’s because (in part) of the saying “recognizing you have a problem is the first step to solving it” and the idea that comes after that that the problem now becomes 100x easier to solve, and that progress on that problem is dramatic and apparent to everyone outside. when sometimes you have a problem, you recognize the solutions, then recognize you don’t have access to said solutions, then your just kinda stuck with the problem. or you recognize the problem, you find solutions, and those solutions are slow-going or not apparent to the outside viewer. These two examples are most common in poorer people/disabled people/disenfranchised people, and since they are the majority, when we do talk to the majority, they are baffled that we can’t just solve our problems like that.

youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something

triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??

guy whose mission is to defend corporations: nooooo you don't understand, it's not a fair comparison because the youtube guy is doing small-scale experiments motivated by an in-depth understanding of the hardware, while triple-A studios have a scope set by executives who don't know how it translates to work and just fired all their devs with enough experience to optimize

it's unfair to expect industry devs to do the kind of clever optimization that can be achieved by an experienced programmer who's not sleep deprived and has seen their family and friends in the last three years

Can we get back to the raytracing stats from an N64? What could someone do with that as part of, say, syncing with some 8-bit techno?

I'm sorry to tell you that the examples presented here are comedic hyperbole.

that reply: omg i can’t believe you like pissing on the poor op!!!!

actually when i was a strapping young dyke of only 2 years old i grabbed hot chocolate from the microwave, which had been boiling this beverage for 5 minutes straight, and spilled it all over me. severe burns but i was a really cool two year old and swagged through it. anyway when i got older my mother told me they had used pigs skin for the graft and so that's what i told my friends in school. ever since then my nickname in highschool had became hotdog skin. only once i was a strong and hearty lesbian did she reveal to me that it was just normal skin not pig skin and they were joking with me. i was out here telling people i had pig skin as an interesting icebreaker my entire academic life. my entire world upturned. ah well yet again i swagged through it. for women everywhere

this is an amazing post because the entire way through i was confused on weather you came out of the closet two years before this happened or your mothers womb, flipping between the two the entire post and im still confused. for women everywhere

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

Official graveyard post

Success silently stalks- it will come for you.

Nothing will stop you from achieving your dreams! nothing…

i will never forgive u people for forcing me to learn what a leboba is

What is a leboba??????

lebubba. whatever. don't worry about it

u already forced me to know it exists and now u expect me to be able to SPELL it too??? the indignities of the flesh are vast and ceaseless truly

okay saying le instead of la, don’t really get it but okay, not getting that it’s bu instead of bo even i guess ba okay that’s fine, but spelling bubu (which is the SAME EXECT sound repeated twice) as boba? you know boba. i know you know boba. you know what the word boba sounds like. i’m dyslexic and this doesn’t make sense, even bubbu i guess in certain linguistic circles makes sense but like????????

Official ominous sign

This actually shows the first and only rule to diy repairing electrical equipment! Don’t!