trucy: polly! polly! i have a very important question for you!

apollo, sighing, knowing full well this isn’t actually important: what is it, trucy?

trucy: okay, so, would you rather have… unlimited bacon, but NO GAMES? or games, UNLIMITED GAMES, but no games?

apollo:

phoenix: i would take the unlimited bacon if i were you.

apollo:

apollo: is it too late to abandon this circus…?

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ashton's trash pit

phoenix and miles that are friends but if you're an outsider you'd think they'd be dating (or straight up a married couple depending on how you view relationships)

phoenix constantly gives miles little kisses whenever able; he especially loves giving him hand kisses because they both enjoy hand holding

miles is always giving phoenix gifts or taking him (and eventually trucy as well) to fancy restaurants that would seem like romantic candlelit dinners. phoenix likes to joke that he's being treated like a sugar baby (miles is adamant that that's not what he's doing, and phoenix believes him; it was also very hard to hide his reaction to getting called daddy, even if it was originally a joke)

it's not rare to find them leaning against each other when they're sitting on a sofa or bench together

but if you say "you and your boyfriend/husband are so cute together!" they'll look you dead in the eye and let you know that oh, no, they're not in love or anything with such seriousness that, yes, you're incredibly confused and want to think they're joking, but you're left having to believe them while now having your entire view of relationships in every sense of the word being irreversibly changed

what i'm saying is phoenix and miles that are so confusing about what they are to outsiders that they make you realize and change your allonormative views

okay i will say that in hindsight and realizing how i ship the various iterations of narumitsu, this is basically entirely true…

OUTSIDE of bossnix x chiefworth, and only that version

in which i can only view them as a married couple who are so in love with each other it’s sickeningly sweet

other than that narumitsu is still heavily aromantic, boardering on loveless, to me

“My my my, you’re just a little freak~”

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SOUND THE HORNS HE’S SO BACK CHAT

i saw this pose on pinterest and immediately had to hop (heh) on the bunny suit phoenix trend that’s still happening, right? but with some love for feenie specifically :3

i had rachie’s cover of “rabbit hole” basically on repeat while drawing this it was basically my fuel the entire time

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ashton's trash pit

deciding between drawing bunny in sexy outfit or phoenix wright in sexy outfit

because i saw pose refs and outfits on tumblr and thought "after all why not...? why shouldn't i be cringe and free...?"

wait decision camcelled literally as i was writing the tags feenie in a bunny suit I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO

oh chat... he may be cooking...

CHAT WE’RE SO BACK

but-

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but at what cost?