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Konrad Curze

@askkonradcurze

Lord of the Night
Anonymous asked:

how many chicken nugget frombthe burger place

Anonymous asked:

Yes. I meant off. The device I am using to contact you is rather small.

That’s okay. Lorgar’s devices are also small. Not that that stops him from communicating all the damned time.

Anonymous asked:

What do you think would be the thing that would have prevented you from becoming the Night Haunter?

If the crash on Nostramo had killed me. Short of that, nothing. Night Haunter was/is an inevitability.

Horus: How's everyone doing today?
Konrad: I'm breathing.
Horus: Setting the bar a little low today I see.
Konrad: Well, it's more than Mortarion can say.
Mortarion, without his mask, heavily breathing: Fuck you.
Anonymous asked:

Which of your brothers do you want to make dinner out of? If you had to, that is.

None, I don’t eat junk food.

If I had to, probably Guilliman. There’d be a great satisfaction in destroying the one thing giving the Imperium any hope of seeing the next dawn.

Anonymous asked:

Yo Konnie, what would it take for me to convince you to piss of Lorgar? He is just annoying and I feel extra petty today

Just tell me you meant to say “off” and not “on”.

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