• introspectres

  • Top third of a cross section of howl's moving castle from the end of the movie where it grows wings. At the top, an empty parapet holds a telescope and howl and sophie kiss on the balcony below it. Drying laundry is tied to the balcony and billows in the wind.ALT
    Middle third of a cross section of howl's moving castle. In a far bathroom, a mischievous star spirit breaks a shower head, causing a flood that moves throughout the rest of the image. In maximalist (but clean thanks to sophie's sensibilities) master bedroom, a magic broom and duster work. In a nursey, Sophie's mother and sister visit with gifts for the new baby but are surprised by another star spirit zooming around. In the courtyard, calcifer in his fireplace points worriedly at the river of bathroom water flowing through the grass. Markl and Heen the dog panic. The witch of the waste is unbothered, moisturized, in her lane, flourishing with a good book and a glass of lemonade.ALT
    Bottom third of a cross section of howl's moving castle. The river of shower water careens off a balcony and into open sky. Prince Justin looks up in confusion from a lower balcony. In the foyer, madam Suliman and her two boy servants arrive with a gift, and are also surprised by a star spirit. In the bottom level of the castle, strange machines chug on and magic circles glow.ALT

    Howl's Flying Castle Cross Section (or, Califer's Relatives Pay a Visit) || [prints]

    Can you find?:
    [ ] four star children
    [ ] the magic broom
    [ ] suliman's guitar
    [ ] howl's welsh rugby     jersey

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  • renesassing

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    i've been saying this meme aloud to my friends and family for years now and i realized i never put it into text format so i'm subjecting you all to it.

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  • gavamont

  • Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

    I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

  • moreyradder

  • Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

    " Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

  • gavamont

    1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
    2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
    3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited
  • moreyradder

  • Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

    If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

    This could not possibly backfire!

    In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

  • wizard-gobling

  • surely the duke can’t catch all of us????


    Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

  • ratazom

  • Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

  • wizard-gobling

  • feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

  • gavamont

  • Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

    That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

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  • chickenincinerationsociety

  • I honestly was a little scared of watching the movie because I didn’t want a big action film butchering something I love but seeing people’s reception of it, I might watch it, seems worth it.

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