cutiepies :3

Ernest Scrobbles TOOL

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

good dog!

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

EVERYONE PLAY OF THE DEVIL

NOW

this is a wonderful watusi cow!!! those big horns are hollow and full of blood vessels, which help it to stay cool!

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

She's so awful I love her your honor

i don't care if i flop. bunnies do that