⚔︎GODSPEED SPIDERMANNNNN⚔︎

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hiya! I’m Jaylin or Astral, They/she.

I just exist here. Usually rambling about whatever I think of, or just rbing stuff I think is funny. I’m into Zelda, Star Wars, Spider-Man, Amory Wars, Lord of the Rings, varying books and shows, and the books I write.

I have a handful of side blogs, including one for my Links Meet au! It’s @fate-of-hylia even tho I don’t use it super often, I will post there once I’ve written more.

Spider-Man ass header by @light-lights-up-light

Pinned Post jays being dumb again

so supposedly the other day on campus, ice arrested someone in a dining area. i wasn’t there, i only saw a post about it, i cant confirm, but im fucking horrified. we have so many international students here, and aside from that, a decent population of hispanic and native students. a coworker and friend of mine is an international student and im so scared for her and her roommates

ive made sure she’s now got pepper spray and a knife and that she knows she is a friend and can call if she needs anything but im so scared this has been lurking in the back of my mind for months now especially because she still struggles with english im scared itll make her an easier target i just don’t know what to do even to make sure she and her roommates arent targeted
pocketramblr
petrova-frequency

It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)

God I love the Martian
the-haiku-bot
dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

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totally-india

I was literally thinking about this very thing yesterday. Nice

the-haiku-bot

I was literally

thinking about this very

thing yesterday. Nice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.