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I didn’t see the Brazil flag at first and thought people were throwing up the Brazilian flag as a sort of holy shield against the attack.
the absolute number one thing that you as a cis woman can do to make yourself a better "ally" for trans women in your relationships with them is to learn about transgender medicine.
i was at planned parenthood at the start of december for a gender care follow-up. now, im on bicalutamide, which i get online, instead of spironolactone because spiro sucks and bica is awesome. the GAC clinician DID NOT KNOW WHAT BICALUTAMIDE WAS, which is absolutely absurd given that it is the second most widely used anti-androgen in the US, and because planned parenthood has known for seven months that im on bica (plus my dosage, monthly liver panels, etc). maybe even worse was that she effectively said "if you want to continue being a patient here [and, implicitly, being prescribed estrogen here], i need you to have testosterone labs." for reference, T labs are useless on bica, as bica does not block T production, it blocks T reception, which means that blood T levels (which is what T labs measure) are much HIGHER than almost anyone, including cisgender men.
if you want to be a good "ally" to your trans girl friends or partners or whatever, learn our medicine. learn the different anti-androgens, their effective dosages, their side effects. learn the different types of injectable, pill, gel, and patch estrogens, their half-lives (if relevant), their dosages, how to use/take them. learn which forms of injectable estrogens are best subcutaneous vs intramuscular, and what the difference in efficacy between the two is. learn what surgeries make up the umbrella of facial feminization surgery. learn about us.
trans women are the only people who know much of anything about our medicine. for most of us, this is one of the most important facets of our lives (if not the most important one). if you want to call yourself an "ally", if you want to be safe for trans women, if you want to be someone who trans women seek out for advice and companionship, learn about us.
As a transmasc-leaning genderfluid person, I wasn't fully aware of just how much this affected transfemme folks. I had a vague knowledge of it being an issue, but I didn't realize it was this bad.
I've been planning on studying to be a plastic + reconstructive surgeon (that also offers gender affirming surgeries), and I've had the entire topic of human health and medicine as one of my biggest special interests since I was a small, (undiagnosed) autistic child.
The fact that this many people who are in this area of healthcare AND STUDIED TO BE THERE are this ignorant about any type of trans health (ESPECIALLY TRANSFEMME HEALTH) is baffling to me.
I feel like people in this field of healthcare (or any field of healthcare, honestly) should actually want to learn about how they can help more of their patients.
It's even more upsetting to think about how the majority of cis women are accepting and uplifting to each other (to some degree), but a lot of them often don't include transfemme people in that as much (if at all). Transfemme people should absolutely be included in that social alliance, not just as a basic human decency thing, but because THEY HAVE (generally) WORKED SO FUCKING HARD TO DISCOVER AND ACCEPT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMANHOOD AND FEMININITY.
Puberty, growing up, and discovering your identity is already difficult for everyone. Imagine it being at least five times more difficult, you got served the wrong puberty with no refunds allowed, AND you get even worse quality healthcare than most other people thanks to that wrong puberty. That tends to just be the baseline of common experiences trans folks face (in America.)
I'm barely able to keep my eyes open, I'm exhausted. I kinda lost the plot of my rant, but whatever.
Crows are scary They
Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q)
Yeah but have you seen this
A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.
Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill
I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.
Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.
That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.
Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.
That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.
Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.
that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.
Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.
this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.
i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.
a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.
i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.
Best birbs !!
your son is Beautiful and Strong
every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories
Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.
As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater.
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I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.
He’s so handsome!!
I would trust a crow with my life
This is your regularly scheduled crow appreciation post
many east indians respect crows and lowkey worship them and now i know why :)
fucking superb you funky little death omens
Damn now I want a crow
Apropos of nothing but honestly, Equestria Girls was wild. Imagine finding out that you are the parallel-universe counterpart of a horse. And because of that, you can acquire superpowers but they give you horse features whenever you use them.
Also the school bully is a secret horse in disguise and has been all along. Not even an AU counterpart, she is a horse from the horse dimension who has been pretending to be human for as long as you've known her.
This post may or may not have inspired me and an irl friend to make a small silly Equestria Girls project
i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them
I love the idea of the Stan twins being absolute fucking nightmares post-series.
they're thriving. they're not only together again after so long, but they're both healthier in almost every way possible, have more family and friends than they even know what to do with, they only have to shoot off one text, make one phone call, or look a few feet away at any given time to see their family. this is the first time in decades either of them have been so fulfilled and happy.
so, of course, they revert to their natural state. The state they were last in as children: troublemakers on a level that's almost inconceivable to most people.
they swap or make up names almost every damn time they meet someone. they give the most ridiculous stories for what they've been doing, their lies bouncing off each other's until the poor sod who asked is so hopelessly confused they don't even notice both twins pinching snacks or books or dumb little souvenirs for the kids. It's never the same story twice. They poke bears both literal and metaphorical and then turn around and give you the most innocent looks you've ever seen. they incite bar fights that leave everyone else fighting and them just snagging the popcorn and the wallets. they'll chase an anomaly straight into town then look the local police in the eye and say "that hole in the wall was always there officer I swear". they pull pranks, not only on the poor citizens of wherever they land but on each other: sticking clothes in the freezer, whoopee cushions on the seats, hiding under the bed to grab unsuspecting ankles with chilly fingers, drawing on faces (Ford's the more popular victim of this last one, he sleeps every. chance. he. gets and Stan only lasts a week tops of this before he gives in to temptation), you name it they have done it yes even to total strangers. Stan gets slapped by at least seven women at every town, and Ford gets slapped quite a few times too from a case of identity confusion. He doesn't dispute it. In fact, he encourages it. Does a Stanley voice and everything. Works every time. Although one woman does wind up coming back for Stan with a shotgun and the twins have to skip town asap. they do not learn from this encounter.
if you think either of them even pretending to be the voice of reason anymore you are wrong. at least when they were children they were limited to Glass Shard. now the entire world's their oyster and they are cracking that bitch open like a cold one.
Relativity Falls!!!
I love these guys so muchhh
Lil babey Stan and Ford have my heart
Stanley goes by Ley and idk if I want Ford to go by Ford or Sixer (like Dipper)
The Grauntie and Grunkle! Idk if Dipper should go by Dipper or Mason.
Little babey Billy also has my heart And Paz is a baddie (literally lol)
Scalene! She is Eilene in this AU cause she's a normal human and sadly humans don't get triangle-related names. She is also unfortunately a terrible mom.
I didn't draw Euclid bc honestly I didn't feel like it, but he exists.
MABEL IS THE BEST GRAUNTIE!!
There will be more of this! I have quite a bit prepared.
REBLOGS > LIKES
Biting into the fruit of knowledge, much like Eve,
Every atom of my being awoke when I felt his lips on me.
The walls I thought were protecting me crumbled to dust,
Like my body’s restraints when exposed to this newfound lust.
I melted under his touch, along with the fruit in my mouth.
His long, thin fingers rubbed my shoulders, almost as if a wish could come out.
I’m sure if he used it, he would remove the wrongness of our deed.
I’m sure if he used it, we would be free.
If consuming the fruit of knowledge is a sin,
Our love will have us damned to hell my the highest of seraphim.
But my male body, seemingly possessed by a madman,
Had me grinding desperately into the lap of a fellow man.
Each wave of pleasure that hit and washed over us,
We welcomed it, because it was never enough.
Growing exponentially in volume and passion,
We both finally tipped over the edge when our kissing turned to bashing.
Our minds flooded, like our boxers, with pure ecstasy.
Floating in this dreamlike state, I wished he was my destiny.
All good things come to an end,
But tonight, we ignored that, for we had each other in that bed.
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw
things to not dwell on:
things to think about more:
what the actual fuck is goin on where people are making fiddleford be smooth and make moves on ford and bill. fiddleford? are we talking about the same fiddleford hardron mcgucket? you think hes grabbing ford by the face and leaning in and calling him darling? the same fiddleford who shakes like a wet dog every time someone looks at him a little too sternly? he is naauuuttt pulling bitches bro....
I agree. Fiddleford Hadron McGucket has negative rizz (I’m so sorry)
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