specialagentartemis:

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

charlesoberonn:

rorbison:

rorbison:

rorbison:

Comedians in the ‘70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn’t warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal “morally struggle with killing people” game but now it’s gone too far :-/

A lot of you are playing into a lot more reactionary of hands than I think you would like when you act like tits are more shocking than gun violence.

We need to call people posers again. We gotta. We just gotta. No you aren’t a countercultural weirdo because you made a battle jacket, you get tangibly viscerally uncomfortable if someone is breast feeding in public and that is incredibly square of you.

ALT

sharkfiinn:

zzzzzzz

silvaurum:

“i would kill a pedophile to protect my child” ok but would you teach your child how to say no? even to adults? even to adults you like? would you teach your child the words “penis” and “vulva” and then use them? would you let them ask questions about their body? would you answer them honestly? would you learn how to cope with your feelings when you talk about human bodies, so they don’t feel ashamed? would you set a positive example for how you talk about your body? would you tell your child they don’t have to hug or kiss anyone? would you tell your family the same? would you stand by them when they refuse to hug someone? even someone you know has never done anything to hurt them? would you let your child avoid food they don’t like? would you let you child avoid people they don’t like? would you believe them? would you sit in the discomfort of not knowing all the answers and not take it out on them? would you love your child the same if someone did hurt them? would you make them feel valued just as they are? would you let them talk to doctors or nurses in private? would you let them express their feelings? would you show interest in their life? would you let your child say no to you? would you help your child feel safe coming to you when they make a mistake? would you apologize to your child? would you believe them? would you put aside your anger to focus on what would make your child feel safe and loved? would you put your ego aside for your child? would you take your child’s concerns seriously? would you listen to your child? would you believe them?

guavagyal:

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we’re literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you’re not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

mizeliza:

ALT

aropride:

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love “open in new tab”

pcholkachai:

möbius loop

Keep reading

usefuljesbian:

ashenmind:

• “protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
• “be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

• “empower children” <- even more radical thinking that will get the “protect children” crowd claiming you’re the one they need to be protected from

asyipyip:

i love dodge builds like oh you hit me? no you didn’t <3

Also just now realizing how much of a hero howling soul was here. Being able to stick cinder ring on chronos was massive because it was my only way of applying scorch for hot pot. And chronos likes to MOVE