aggressively annoying automata

I love it when headlines get cut off

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

dragon pussy

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

You are not staying in the tags

oh no....

Unfortunately true story

i'd answer yes tbh

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

Atheistgirl with a god complex: I'm the second coming of nothing.

Second coming of nothing is what my poor girlfriend can expect after 4 hours of foreplay

My girlfriend got me red and black striped fingerless gloves and we are playing RE4 on ps2 and at some point i looked down and saw my cleavage and gloves and PlayStation controller and Leon Kennedy and i realized I'm currently in a misogynistic console ad from a gaming magazine in the 2000s

Text in big stupid splattered font that reads:

"SHE'S MAN ENOUGH.

ARE YOU?"

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

ok shein

This episode of clarence where they just put hit sound effects abruptly always catches me off guard and fuckin kills me