Hudson Williams' GlamBot at the 2026 Golden Globes

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blow it up and read, this is hilarious

Shane Hollander is representation for horny people who can't sext. We exist

Jacob’s reaction to Hudson having had 6 concussions is amazing 😂

Protect Hudson’s head at all costs.

sorry thinking again about how funny it is that the hollanders found out that their square, sexless workaholic son has been fucking reknown slut ilyna rosanov for the last ten years. AND that celebrity womanizer ilyna rosanov is so in love with him he's willing to move to ottawa. ottawa.

The thing is that Ilya has no fucking clue what autism is. He probably read the word when some twitter user called Shane autistic and wanted to look it up but got distracted by a post about Shane's tits or smth.

What he does know though is that Shane folds his clothes before sex. And he smiles at him with adoration when he does it and doesn't rush him or make fun of him for it. He knows Shane doesn't always pick up on his jokes and sarcasm "That's French, Ilya" but he doesn't mind it and would never make Shane feel bad about it or dismiss his response "Yeah I know, Shane". He knows Shane has a PhD in The Arts of Overthinking "Now the bed's all dirty" so he playfully chases his worries away and closes all those open tabs in Shane's brain "What? Shut up". He knows Shane will not rest until he has everything in his life under control so he grumbles when Shane wakes him up in the middle of the night to tell him how they can make it all work but still listens intently to his plan. He knows Shane feels overwhelmed and anxious when stuff doesn't go down as planned "This is my actual fucking nightmare, Ilya" "I'm okay I'm just freaking out I'll be okay in a second" so he softly comforts him and supports him through it "Then maybe it's time to wake up, yes?" "We're good here, your family's here, you're boyfriend's here, we're good here, ok?" He knows Shane has to hear it to believe it "My boyfriend?" so he gently goes "I mean yes, I think so, probably".

He doesn't know Shane is autistic but he knows Shane and he loves Shane and Shane happens to be autistic

Variety: Hudson Williams of #HeatedRivalry says “f*ck AI” at the #GoldenGlobes: “F*ck it to death.”

yes good.

shane x ilya: fast car by tracy chapman

Ilya: I’m coming to the cottage

Shane, who was concussed and the highest a person has ever been and doesn’t remember inviting him: Wow, bold move from Rozanov but I’m into it.

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there's something so wonderful about the show being cut the way it is in the very first scene. we see shane and ilya meet for the first time, see how they interact before the commentators tell us who they are supposed to be. we see shane approach ilya and act slightly over confident ("that's not going to happen" he says, as he loses) right before we hear them call him unsocial but smart. both points null and void before they're even spoken. we see ilya try and fail to get under shane's skin and smile to himself about that failure, right before we hear them call him hot-headed and aggressive. both points disproven before the words are even uttered. we get to see who they are right before we are told who they are supposed to be.

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if a show is trying to be historically accurate then it better have employed the best historians and researchers and have everything fact checked….

on the other hand, if they are throwing historical accuracy to the wind and saying ‘fuck it, the Tudor princess is going to say ‘Slay Queen’ and they’re all going to do the cha cha slide’ then i am on board