Reblogged transhuman-priestess
People don't frame it this way but this is basically what being plural is like
Reblogged estrogenesis-eeveeangelion
the creation
and what is the suggestion, i hear you asking? ...
...
... FORCEFEM!
Reblogged downreversalup
If Kurt Cobain had found estrogen and never made music again, that would've been a win in my book. She'd be alive and happy and that's all that matters.
If any closeted trans woman finds estrogen and never produces a single thing ever again, that's a win in my book. She's alive and happy.
Reblogged kaban-bang
i don't think I've actually seen a single post that was actually about the hockey yaoi show on my dash. like no posts from people actually watching the show i mean. people will mention it or mention the fandom or mention its origins as fraudulent stucky fic (which is so fucking funny) but i don't even know what those men look like. i don't even know their names. it's bliss.
MOST VALID FUJOSHI WARRIOR ON THE PLANET AWARD GOES TO THIS INDIVIDUAL
Reblogged cuter-girls-from-vns-anime-manga
Don't mind me, just another Momo post.
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The regime has disappeared over 1,000 people in the past week, killed dozens, including children
It has disappeared 2500+, killed at least 52 people, including 9 children, with possibly hundreds more killed last night Hospitals in Tehran are overcapacity & Iranians are asking for surgeons of all kinds to come help One morgue in Kermanshah alone was filled with dozens of bodies The regime is firing directly into crowds. People are fighting hand to hand, with stones, with expropriated weapons. 12 IRGC have paid the price for the regime's atrocities. Dozens of government buildings are burning, including regime-affiliated seminaries. The internet has been cut off for nearly three days now.
At least 5,000 Iranians have been killed, likely well over 12,000 100+ fascists have died. The internet is still cut off.
Reblogged sovereign-skyy
nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!
doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!
*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*
*pulse starts again*
nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!
doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...
doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!
nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios
moral of the story: the doctor was a woman
Reblogged charl0ttan
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
Wait a minute. Influenza rips through the office on 9/10/01. All the main cast are sick in bed the next day.
On 9/12/01, they are no better but are out of sick days and need to return to work. They are transferred to a new office building because the old office is unavailable.
They continue working as if nothing happened, unwilling to acknowledge that most of the side characters are dead.
The viewer is left to wonder if the living should envy the dead. Perhaps this office is some form of purgatory, which the others have escaped.
In the climax of the final season, the workers form a union and make demands of their employers. They are all fired. A new crew of fresh-faced recruits files in to take their place.
It is a happy ending. Through the termination of their employment, they have finally escaped the samsara of office life.
In a final scene, they are seen to be having fun with side characters from previous seasons, including those who died on 9/11.
Reblogged charl0ttan
tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.
at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.
Reblogged pansyfemme
yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape
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“They didn’t ask very many questions.” Independent journalist and U.S. military veteran Laura Jedeed recounts how she was hired as a deportation officer by Immigration and Customs Enforcement after a six-minute interview at a job fair in Texas, despite never signing any paperwork, not having completed a background check, likely failing a drug test, and publicly sharing her opposition to the Trump administration and its anti-immigrant crackdown. “It seems like the answer to the question, 'Who are they hiring?' is: They don’t know.”
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“The plan was never to become an ICE agent. The plan, when I went to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Career Expo in Texas last August, was to learn what it was like to apply to be an ICE agent. Who wouldn’t be curious?”
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So, the hiring event, basically, you brought your résumé in, you handed it over. They were going to do an interview, and they were promising on-the-spot hiring, to where you could, in fact, walk out with your $50,000 bonus that day, possibly. I went in. I handed in my résumé, which was a — I did a skills-based résumé. I’m a veteran. I served two tours in Afghanistan. So, on the surface, the résumé looked pretty good. Had a very brief interview, took all of six minutes. They didn’t ask very many questions. And then I left, assuming I would never hear back, because I’m a very googleable person. I have an unusual name. I’m the only Laura Jedeed on the internet. And I make no secret of how I feel about ICE and Trump and all of it. So I was not expecting several days later to receive a tentative offer. I missed it in my inbox, and it sunk to the bottom, which means that I never filled out the paperwork they requested. I never accepted the tentative offer. I never filled out my background check paperwork. I never signed the affidavit saying I committed no domestic violence crimes. None of it. A few weeks later, I got a message from Labcorp saying that ICE wanted me to do a drug test, and I went ahead and did that. I was pretty sure I wouldn’t pass. I had partaken in legal cannabis six days before the test. But why not waste some of their money, right? And then, nine days after that, I decided I wanted to — you know, I was curious. Had they processed the drug test yet? So I logged on to the ICE hiring portal. And what I found was that not only did the drug test not seem to be relevant, I had been — I was listed as having joined ICE as of three days earlier. I had listed that I had accepted the offer. They had offered me a final position as a deportation officer. My background check was listed as completed three days in the future from when I was looking at it. So, it seems like the answer to the question, “Who are they hiring?” is: They don’t know.
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Yeah, so, yes, deportation officer. Basically, the agent was very keen on letting me know that I wouldn’t be given a badge and a gun right away. I wouldn’t be out in the street messing people up. I would probably have to push paperwork for about six months before I got there. And when I expressed that that was fine with me, with my analyst background, he — actually, the atmosphere changed. He was like, “No, listen, we want everyone on the street with guns eventually.” And I had to reassure him that that was also fine. It seems like the focus is very much getting people out on the street with guns, and the focus of the people applying, apparently, is to get out on the street as quickly as possible to brutalize people.
I'm not sure if regarding ICE agents as "fake cops" is a particularly useful or correct analysis, but stuff like this is why people are coming to that conclusion.
Reblogged noellevanious
i love drama that does not matter at all