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danguy96
strangestcase

every chapter of Alice in wonderland

Title: THE STUPID THING

“Let’s do the stupid thing,” said the Stupid Asshole, “and do it stupidly.”

Alice asked, “Why must you do the stupid thing?”

And furthermore; she added “You see, it is quite stupid, and I would not like to see a stupid thing being done; or worse, be made to do it alongside you. That’d be the most stupidest.” Alice was sure ‘most stupidest’ wasn’t grammatically correct, but she had had such a long day and this was so stupid she didn’t even bother to correct herself.

The Stupid Asshole looked long and good at Alice with his brow furrowed Victorianly, and spat, “Shut the fuck up.”

beardedmrbean
nerdygaymormon

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A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

etakeh

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

Shelf Life After Best Before Date — Bianca Amor's Liquidation Supercentre
Bianca Amor's Liquidation Supercentre
Greater Pittsburgh community food Bank food past best before date. Two columns are on the page, the left column reads shelf stable foods, the right column reads shelf life after code date. Baby food - cereal, dry mixes. Food in jars or cans, Formula, Expiration date on package. Juice, one year. Canned foods. beans, salmon tuna sardines and mackerel, 3 years. Frosting, canned 10 months High acid foods fruit including applesauce and fruit juices, pickles sauerkraut baked beans with mustard or vinegar, tomatoes, tomato based soups and sauces, one to two years. Low acid foods. Gravy, soups and broth that aren't tomato based, pasta, stews, cream sauces, vegetables that are not tomatoes, 2 to 3 years. Meat including beef chicken pork turkey 2 to 3 years. Pie filling 3 years. Aseptically packaged products. UHT milk one year, broth beef chicken or vegetable, 3 years. Soup 3 years, fruits 3 years, vegetables 3 years. Condiments, sauces, syrup. Barbecue sauce bottled one year. frosting canned 10 months. gravy dry mix envelopes 2 years. Honey 2 years, remains safe after crystallization to use simply immerse closed container in hot not boiling water until honey liquefies. Jams jellies and preserves, 18 months. Ketchup cocktail or chili sauce jar bottle or packet, 18 months. Mayonnaise jar bottle or packet, 3 to 6 months. Molasses 2 years. Mustard jar bottle or packet 2 years. Olives 18 to 24 months. Pickles one year canned 2 years jarred. Discard if inside of lettuce rusty upon opening. Salad dressings bottled one year. Salsa bottled 12 to 18 months.ALT
Shelf stable foods continued. Condiments sauces and syrups continued. Spaghetti sauce canned 18 months. Spaghetti sauce jarred 18 months. Syrup chocolate two years. Syrup corn 2 years. Syrup pancake 2 years. Vinegar 2 years. Worcestershire sauce 2 years. Dry goods. Baking mix pancake 9 months. Baking mixes brownie cake muffin etc 12 to 18 months. Baking powder 18 months. Baking soda indefinitely kept dry. Beans dried one year. bouillon chicken or beef 12 to 24 months. Bouillon vegetable 12 to 24 months. Bread commercially prepared including rolls 3 to 5 days at room temperature 3 months stored frozen. Cakes commercially prepared 2 to 4 days at room temperature several months frozen. Candy, all, 9 months for caramel.18 months chocolate. 36 months hard candy. Casserole mix 9 to 12 months. Cereal cold one year. Cereal hot one year. Cookies 4 months. Cornmeal one year at room temp two plus years frozen. Crackers 8 months except graham crackers 2 months. Flower white all-purpose or cake one year. Flour whole wheat 6 months keeps longer if refrigerated or frozen. fruit tried 6 months. macaroni and cheese mix 9 to 12 months. nuts out of the shell 6 to 12 months bag 12 to 24 months can. Nuts in shell 6 to 12 months. oatmeal 12 months. Olive oil vegetable oil salad oil 6 months. Pasta dry, egg noodles, two to three years. pasta dry, no egg two to three years.ALT
Shelf staple foods continued. Dry goods continued. Peanut butter 18 months. Popcorn kernels two years. Popcorn commercially popped in bag 2 to 3 months. Popcorn, microwave packets one year. Potato chips 2 months. potatoes, mashed instant flakes 1 year. Pretzels 6 to 8 months. Pudding, prepared and shelf stable, one week. Rice Brown one year. Rice white 2 years. Rice based mixes 6 months. Shortening, vegetable 8 to 12 months. Spices up to 4 years for whole spices up to 2 years for ground spices. spices lose flavor over time but remain safe to use indefinitely. Stuffing mix 9 to 12 months. Sugar brown 18 months. sugar confectioners 18 months. sugar white two plus years. sugar substitute 2 years. Toaster pastries 6 months for fruit 9 months no fruit. Tortillas 3 months shelf or refrigerator, 6 months freezer. do not use if they develop mold or harden. The following information applies only to shelf stable beverages. Cocoa mixes 36 months. Coffee creamer liquid shelf stable 9 to 12 months. Coffee creamer powdered 2 years. Coffee ground two years. Coffee instant one to two years. Coffee whole bean 1 year vacuum packed. Instant breakfast 6 months. Juice bottled, shelf stable 9 months. Juice Box 4 to 6 months. Juice canned 18 months. Juice concentrate shelf stable no entry. Milk evaporated one year. Milk nonfat dry one year. Milk shelf stable UHT 6 months. Milk sweetened condensed one year. Nutritional aid supplements such as boost Ensure no entry. Rice milk shelf stable 6 months. carbonated beverages soda seltzer water 3 months for bottles 3 months for diet cans 9 months for regular or seltzer cans. Soy milk shelf stable 6 months. Tea bagged 18 months. Tea instant 3 years. Tea loose leaf 2 years. Water indefinite store in a cool dark place away from chemicals. Water flavored indefinite store in a cool dark place away from chemicals.ALT

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

sashaforthewin

As it is food drive season I'd like to remind people that while food might be edible past these dates, food banks and food pantries will not use food past those dates, so please don't waste their time by donating things they will not use

idliketochill
leviathan-supersystem

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

heritageposts

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

leviathan-supersystem

happy 10 year anniversary!

august--and-everything-after

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headspace-hotel

This post.

This fucking post.

It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.

lapithae
lapithae

my favorite gag with charlemagne is that he wants to be the ‘cool, funny friend’ so badly. he wants to goof off so much, but then his paladins show up and he instantly has to switch gears and go into caretaker mode so astolfo doesn’t trip and bash his head on a curbside or roland doesn’t smash his naked dick into an oven and let out a tom and jerry scream