Wyrm Knight, Servant of Ash
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Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!
I wanna scream and shout and let it all out. Scream. And shout. And let it out
tragic. re-read of book that used to be a five stars went to a three due to me having been out of the closest for at least seven years now and no longer constantly wowed by internet references.
everything I ever did was to force the stupid space interrogator to fuck an alien. while fucking an alien does achieve potential crazy narrative shifts for the entire cast (hell, my oc was made in a lab to be thee mary magdalene to rogue trader's in universe tech-jesus--this is not a metaphor) I think the guy who's whole job is to be like, "watch out for the scary aliens they'll eat you," and 70% of the time this setting validates him, but in my ao3 and over the course of way too many words a miracle is about to happen, and it is very funny.
Anonymous asked:
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
valtsv answered:
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports
In the real seinfeld finale it was revealed that everything happened was all a coma dream and george actually is a human king overseeing a kingdom of elves
"Your Highness! Your Highness, we thought we'd never be able to rouse you from your slumber!"
"Oh Cosmo I've had the strangest visions"