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i called 1-800-FARTING and my own phone rang

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

he can't take a hint

Down with CIS bus frank iero

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

Other than the horrific murders and the gaslighting and the manipulation and the pretentious dialogue and the self entitlement and the god complex, can you even think of anything Hannibal Lecter did wrong?

He ate people

He was hungry

turning the knife inside yourself tonight queen?

Now draw him getting cut off in traffic

helena x american idiot red tie

Oop, sorry to interrupt. Naruto, can you pass me the bucket that’s at your feet, thanks!

I bet you didn't expect this

Hug

Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.