lonelycea

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
transarsonist
littlemissmeenah

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

allegedly-human

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

allegedly-human

alright I completely forgot I said that until I saw my notifications blow up so, happy drag the body Monday ig

liloinkoink
yourlocalavian

Hold up, so you're telling me that last year, Scar's team had to enter through a different entrance due to the fact that the Twitch Rivals stage didn't have a ramp...

And instead of fixing that problem that they had and ENTIRE YEAR to fix,

They DIDN'T?!

And the Pink Parrots, who keep in mind won, had to do their intros and receive their prizes IN FRONT of the stage?

And Twitch, who knew for a while in advance that Scar was coming, failed to do anything to assist him and make the stage accessible??

Twitch Con, you guys seriously need to get your act together.

autophobiastar

We genuinely need to raise as much awareness about this as we can- ideally we should inform people even outside the MCYT community. Twitch HAS to listen to us if we get loud and angry and mean about this. Something needs to change NOW.

This was disrespectful of twitch. Period.

liloinkoink

i was at mcc live. the pink parrots were also the only team not to enter from the stage bc of the lack of a ramp. it's why they entered from the back and passed through the audience

there was also an award show at 'half time' during which the hermits won an award, and they were the only group that didn't go on stage bc they didn't have a ramp

toward the end of the games, they had all participants go on stage for a skit thing... except Scar (and a few of the others who decided to hang out with him instead of going up, though i heard staff tried to convince those people to leave Scar and go on stage)

there were three moments, even outside of accepting the MCC win, in which they knew Scar was supposed to be on stage, and they did not give him any ability to actually get on stage

who-is-page
bondsmagii

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

bondsmagii

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

bondsmagii

A screenshot of an email draft. It reads:   Good [whatever time of day I send this]  It is with deep regret (and frustration) (and malice) that I present to you my resignation.  As a freelance contractor, and also as somebody who has been ghosted for several months now, I realise that this is simply a formality and not strictly necessary. However, thanks to a colleague finally letting me know of the AI you’ve been training behind my back, at least one of us is able to do things properly.  Far from being the future, artificial intelligence is a much-reviled gimmick. It is terrible on both an environmental and humanitarian level, and will never be able to match actual human intelligence. As your editor, I devoted hours to ensuring that documents not only looked pleasing to the eye, but read naturally. Many of my changes were so minute that I doubt they even registered past the reader’s experience of a pleasant flow. AI will never be able to replicate this human touch. Perhaps to your eye it will be of a similar standard, but respectfully this finesse is something you lack. Hence why you hired me.   As a writer and a human being with above-room temperature intelligence, I cannot in good conscience work for a company that uses AI. It is putting people like me out of jobs. It looks cheap and is immediately identifiable. It is lazy. And in a few years, it will be a very expensive mistake. But hey, it’s a shiny new toy. So I suppose that’s all your smooth little chimp brain is focusing on right now.  I understand that this now runs to several paragraphs and I have probably lost you. Maybe you can ask ChatGPT to summarise. And also suck my dick from the back.  All the best, JulianALT
bondsmagii

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

bondsmagii

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

bondsmagii

A screenshot of an email draft. It reads:  Good afternoon,  Thanks for your generous offer of full-time work in what appears to be a pit of snakes. After deep and thoughtful consideration, my answer is thus.   Is it crack? Is it crack you smoke?  Wishing you best of luck in your future endeavours, and feeling truly grateful that they will have nothing to do with me.  JulianALT

i declined.

bondsmagii

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

who-is-page
ciannaaaaa

“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

ciannaaaaa

Doing it scared and doing it badly is one thing, but no one seems to talk about doing it alone. When you feel so isolated from your friends and your family but you have shit to do and you have to get it done no matter what. When your support system really is only you. For any myriad of reasons. We do not talk enough about doing it alone.

housemousecooking

Want guides? I do Guides.

Other things? Job, Food, Car, Home, Health, Money. Plus a request form.

daysleftofsecondterm

Doing it alone the next 1,282 days

atlasrayz
ask-crammaster-ham

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

disneychanneloriginalmovie

happy birthday thomas jefferson miku binder