b33tlejules:

localcryptic:

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

galacticcrash:

do you have contempt for your hometown

so much contempt, brother

it’s complicated

no???

inspired by us doing introductions in college for day 1 and apparently a lot of people saying “if you’ve never been to X town, Y state, don’t” and im now curious if that’s just us being complete cynics or what

zayah40000:

paradoxbeta:

gokusclit:

Always thinking of this like they de-cuntified my girl

My go at the mighty cougar

endivinity:

it’s pupy

heroofshield:

roaldamundsen:

give it up for bread with soup

svarthofdi:

diesaur:

voraciously-volatile-vulpini:

Source

tatters-the-bat:

Are they like….. Yknow…. [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I’m a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]