*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!

puppy safety tips

1. treat puppies as if they are always loaded
2. never point a puppy at something you are not willing to destroy
3. keep your paws off the puppy unless you are ready to bark
4. confirm positive id and be sure of what is in front and behind of the target before woofing

𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐮𝐩

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

placing his favourite toy in the tub, then make him sit on it and proceed to soap him up, gently stroking and rubbing everywhere; shoulders, arms, ribs, belly, hips and thighs until he squirms and trembles, letting out soft whines and whimpers; only touching it when he’s already leaking everywhere, hips jerking involuntarily and begging incoherently

sometimes ill be having fantasies and realize. hold on this is just a more dramatic version of what I went through in psych facilities. HELL YEAH!!

‘a pleasure to have in class’ gifted kid to pathetic masochist dog begging to lick your boot pipeline

I’m going to perform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you