someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

Brother Gregor's fish dumplings

Crab effigy vessel, Moche culture, Peru, 100-800 AD

from The Museum of Fine Arts Houston

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

via: Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

No, but literally

seeing this reminded me to finally get rid of that Damned Thing that keeps installing random games on my phone

anxiousmercy im giving you my first born and the keys to the city for helping me disable that damn thing that has infuriated me for years

if you have an android, follow the steps in the article to stop random, unwanted apps from being installed on your device!

Live. Laugh. Longsword.

there's a lot of dragon age media out there other than the main games. novels & other official books, visual novels, movies & shows... please raise awareness to not spread literally ALL the pdfs and videos around. please be responsible here.

also includes the flash games, ttrpg, and some official dao toolset resources, as well as a timeline with both in-universe dates and release dates (timeline's not currently up to date, it's not a priority, but it's decent)

update (novemeber 2024):

still looking for:

oops

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

okay I'll bite

hawm

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

Now Jary :)

it’s jary :)

My brain is full of tiny fish

Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up