Herm of Dionysos, Greek, Asia Minor, 100-50 BC

why is the Denny's job application asking me these things

Question 3: Will you lie to your supervisor/manager?

Question 4: Can you handle frustrating situations without getting violent?

Question 25: The same as question 4, but asked in a different way to try and trip you up.

Rule #1 ALWAYS answer these questions as Strongly Agree or Strongly Disagree. These are typically graded by an automated system that does not recognize nuance.

Rule #2 Always think of the questions being asked as being from the perspective of a manager who wants the perfect employee that never does anything wrong. They don't look at these questionnaires and are not going to bring them up later like "You lied? On the questionnaire you said you NEVER lie". These are pass/fail and they are used to weed out applicants and will probably never be seen by human eyes.

Rule #3 Lie. They always give you a spiel in the beginning like "please answer all questions truthfully" and that is a TRAP. Do NOT.

❗❗ Remember, these rules only apply to the Denny's application!

If you are applying to Waffle House, the correct answer to #4 and #25 are actually reversed!

Thing..?

He has two sides...

Creatures

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

me when. I’m in. The shower.

going thru The Characters tag with a daisy in my hand and picking the petals off one by one going “he wouldnt say that” “he wouldnt do that” “he wouldnt say that” “he wouldnt do that”

i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

We are living in 2025 in the age of Big AI the fuck do you mean nobody has made an open source voice changer that doesn't suck yet. We put a man on the fucking man.

one giant leap for man on mankind

Y'know, to me "lost media" means "no known physical copies exist and it can't be pirated anywhere", not just "currently unavailable for streaming"