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@azacat-alias-lost

It's more likely than you'd think. // Azalea/Alias // she/they/it/he // 18 // The Vast // message me if you wanna chat!! I may also be willing to roleplay // i post like everything // please don't repost my art without my permission // please stop sending me campaign messages and asks. i can't donate. at all
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do you know who you are? can you tell me who i'm supposed to be?

Alright, pinned post time

Welcome to my silly blog!! My name's Azalea, but you can also call me Alias, Kel, or Virgil! Nice to meet you :)

I am an adult! Hate it, but I am one.

You can use any pronouns for me, but she/her and they/them are my favorites. I am an asexual lesbian. Girls!!

We are plural and autistic!! Do NOT bring syscourse onto our page. And for fucks sake don't ask about our trauma?? That's gross and none of your business.

Please don't send campaign asks or messages. I can't donate.

My birthday is June 13 if you'd like to do something!! What year? Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy

I am a furry, a fandom enjoyer, and a selfshipper!!

DNI:

racists // homophobes // transphobes // zoophiles // pedophiles // trump supporters // other obvious gross shit DO NOT INTERACT

Proshippers can like my posts or whatever but don't actively barrage me with content I don't want to see, such as incestuous ships. I'm sure you're a lovely person! But if you do not respect my boundaries we are going to have a Major Fucking Problem™

If you consider yourself a "weirdo" go ahead and say hi!! Chances are you're my type of person!!

I do not wish to see proship content like incest, lolicon, or anything of that sort so please do not send it my way.

I have lots of interests!! You'll see me reblog all kinds of random fandom junk. I love Homestuck, Ultrakill, Undertale/Deltarune, Sanders Sides, The Magnus Archives, and a TON of other stuff! Ask about it and I'll probably have heard of it

I selfship with a lot of characters, but my main f/os are Gabriel Ultrakill, John/June Egbert, and Dave Strider. I am a sharing selfshipper!! Please come talk to me about ships! And if these are also your f/os HELL YEAH!!! We can love them together :3

MY OTHER BLOGS

@askavastard // askblog for my characters Alias and Meevee! They are my TMA OCs!

@askthehuntresstf2 // askblog for my TF2 oc, Huntress/Maki Makesdale!

Please check them out if you want :)

I will also be making an ultrakill AU blog soon!!

COOL PEOPLE TO FOLLOW!!

@tr1dent1al-reg1c1de @sinisterspoon @0zym4nd1as @cerciscandensis @pickledmik @rainy-weather-supremacy @rainbowgod666 @nyllyte @duckie-pondz @miso-soup-sys @gay-little-isopod @purelunaris @honnilavender @pastelsprouts @wutbts @contentopossum @local-tim-stoker-enthusiast @gayward-fagabond

Theres many more but these r my main guys

I like typing quirks!! Feel free to use them around me. I may use them myself sometimes, although I will try to tag them so screen-reader users will know.

If you are ableist I will kill you

Anyway I LOVE YOU GUYS!! Have an awesome time scrolling my blog!!

Blinkie credits to @homestuck-o-phobic @beetleblinkies @puddleglum-draws @greedyforcandy @apologyletterfromyourfuturewife @www-r04dw4rr10r-net @chronicallyleggless

If i forgot any let me know!

i think i've finally found myself.
#flash warning#pinned post#about me#intro post#ultrakill#team fortress 2#the magnus archives#homestuck#blinkies
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when you hate a character cause they're a bad person and you find them really annoying, but the fandom hates them for reasons that aren't even accurate or true at all and demonizes them beyond all reason, so you're forced to decide between being lumped in with the rest of their haters or defending a character you hate because you hate them for different reasons.

this is about manfred von karma btw

#FUCKING HATE HIM but like. not like that#NO i do not think he was abusive#NO i do not think he mistreated his kids#biological or otherwise!!!#and he is a very interesting character all around#i just hate him cause he irks me. and cause hes annoying#and yeah he did kill a man but THATS NOT EVEN WHY I HATE HIM#stop demonizing characters like this bro#and yes i get that it can be cathartic to be able to relate to characters who are/were abused#but like. dont get mad at me for saying that even tho hes a bitch he probably wasnt an abuser#sorry for the tag rant gang#ace attorney#ace attorney game#manfred von karma#character discourse#character discussion#azalea yaps
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does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

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THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

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I didn't understand what "stupidest lightbulbs you have" meant until I encountered an app-connected lightbulb that works half the time. The other half of the time you have to get up and use the light switches. Then you wake up again, use the light switches again, use the app again, and try to figure out which of the lamps that didn't turn on are because the app didn't hit them, because they're disconnected from the wifi, or because they're burnt out after one month of doing a bad job turning on and off. You know. A light bulbs only job.

#oh dear sweet god#reblog
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it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

#i dont even like star wars but this is too funny to not have on my page#reblog

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