Azel's Binding

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

The birds who live in my yard absolutely fucking love it when I finally cut the waist-high grass. “Fuck yeah, grass salad snack,” they think. “Cut it up. Reveal those hidden seeds and bugs for us.”

This site latches onto some weird things but “I cut the lawn today and the birds liked it” is not going to garner a massive public response even on Tumblr.

*cracking knuckles*

all these posts about people clutching their pearls about seeing bare titties at pride make me laugh because at last year’s pride i met a cishet guy who had no idea what was going on and had joined because he saw bare titties and thought “those people look like they are having fun, and also i can see tits for free” and he asked me about what was happening and let me explain LGBT struggles for some time before telling me he had a transgender cousin and he was going to make sure to be there for her in the future. bare tits will be the beacon to world peace

Tumblr took this guys money and then blocked the post lol

Tumblr took this guys money and then blocked the post lol

death grips but it’s the tiktok text to speech voice

i love yugioh

This is a real Big Nate comic

I also really feel the need to add that this comic was published on Sunday, September 11th, 2011

This is a real Big Nate comic

I also really feel the need to add that this comic was published on Sunday, September 11th, 2011

This is a real Big Nate comic

I also really feel the need to add that this comic was published on Sunday, September 11th, 2011

i think stray is great because robots copy their human predecessors and just … love. the little plant you can remember in elliot’s shop and b12 talks about how plants were modified to thrive with little to no sunlight and ends it with “i think this is what they would’ve wanted” about taking care of them. the music that plays and how you can find radios playing music everywhere. the clothes. the fact washing machines are still used and how there are robot tailors. how the robots developed their own language after some point. how they all, really, want to see what’s outside and what the sky is like because humans loved it so much. the way they live just like humans because they’ve developed like people after sooo long, and really, i think they are also people. they dont breathe and they dont really need to eat but they make food and wear clothes and take care of plants and they even clean if someone spills something… the idea of leaving behind a literal digital footprint in the form of robots loving what they know from books and television and copying us to let humans live on through memory. the idea of it all is wonderful, isn’t it 

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

This GIF is dedicated to the thousands that perished in the Fast Food War of 1986.

I think I barely remember this ad campaign.

Wasn’t the other side an army of the old lady who asks “Where’s the beef?”

gorbachev really gonna die a thousand deaths if pizza hut stops operating in russia