dogpuppy:

hippy-craic:

viperosedae:

viperosedae:

the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/“”“"healthy”“”“ recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you’re sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that’s 90% raspberries by volume

dailymalakian:

new old daron (1998)

i-am-a-fish:

it’s approximately 1:47 a.m. and I’m very very tiredI am positioned in a way that when I lose consciousness My body will go limp and I will press the post button. If you are reading this I have transcended to sleep. goodnight

desolationlesbian:

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of “don’t kill off your lesbian couple it’s homophobic” but this time it’s “if you’re going to put a lesbian in your show you can’t make her a cop”

aviywavy:

is this anything to the sparbossa nation ….

alsp how the freak do you draw jacks hair. im struggling .Help.

milf-adjacent:

teaboot:

teaboot:

weepingchoir:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don’t necessarily recommend it you know you’re seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that’s not the case. not that kind of situation. you’re getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they’re making you watch Gooby because “it’s kinda good”

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

wingsfromwhere:

melonflavored:

The combination of good kush + alcohol

hornpoint: