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Posted 5 months ago with 40505 notes

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contemptible-scoundrel:

contemptible-scoundrel:

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

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This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

Posted 1 hour ago with 327 notes

eepygreeves:

maybe you still think of us?ALT
phone buzz &, still, i jumpALT
why don't i say it then?ALT
i want you all the timeALT

im back…. and i come bearing tomtord

song is pork soda

Posted 1 hour ago with 618 notes

sersir:

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You kinda look like a labubu

Posted 1 hour ago with 652 notes

strayingsocks:

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redraw… im in the fuckjng BUILDING AGAINNN

Posted 1 hour ago with 1291 notes

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington:

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ive come to the embarassing conclusion that i have a type

Posted 1 hour ago with 471 notes

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington:

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put these magic pills in water and watch them Grow

Posted 2 hours ago with 774 notes

mesopelagos:

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we’ve been here like a thousand times

Posted 8 hours ago with 137 notes

malevolent-fruit:

“i doubt theres anything waiting for you up there anymore” sorry was the entity under the impression that the fake ze was successful

Posted 8 hours ago with 14 notes

faggotingfaggotry:

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pov: people theorizing on Z’s camera shake

Posted 8 hours ago with 98169 notes

randomalienencounter:

curioscurio:

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when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᔑ∷ᒷリℸ ̣?

Posted 8 hours ago with 220229 notes

catherinebunnington:

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

kaijuno:

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This is because snow doesn’t bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it’s LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

it just seems like such a peaceful way to go

Posted 8 hours ago with 62095 notes

kat2107:

thememedaddy:

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Let me tell you a story.

I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.

It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.

One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.

ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it’s a culture in present day Germany.

It didn’t even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.

When we told it it’s wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren’t even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.


And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.

THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.

They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they’re just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.


Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.