wrongendofthetelescope:

televisionenjoyer:

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

bastam:

I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I’m out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say “pear baby” in texts and she immediately goes “I love pear baby”. we’ve replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby

energyprison:

popcorn explodes too violently. they need to breed a new one that unfurls like the delicate wings of a newly emerged moth

allshookdown:

Tonight we’re gonna let Joni Mitchell’s Blue do the talking

theweight:

*grasping at straws* My straws!

dogrotpdf:

had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, they’ll be at my birthday party in november

chestnutroan:

I think the ‘Fruit Sniffer’ will be big on here

twinkhole-destroyer:

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

newyearoldangel:

i hop so…

starrstruckgoldencanuck:

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

elksewer:

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

markovchaingang:

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them’s made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

unexpectedphilosophy:

cutecipher:

damazcuz:

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

Gave them a turkey club