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stream:

The Iron Giant (1999) | dir. Brad Bird

nordacious:

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

bargareanjade:

benyw:

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alliluyevas:

alliluyevas:

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!


half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

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anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

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wild-whorlax:

bigtuna108:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

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Originally posted by jayma-jones

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

oddgay:
“Henry really sNAPPED
”

oddgay:

Henry really sNAPPED

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

sataniasblog:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.