Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

rating mxtx's characters by how much theyre into feet

shen yuan: 6/10. probably says something insane like "of course the protagonist would have perfect feet" and not realize how insane he sounds

luo binghe: 9/10. he loves all of shizun which includes shizuns feet

wei wuxian and lan wangji: 4/10. will give a footjob under the table but thats more of a "don't get caught doing something dirty" kink rather than a foot fetish

xie lian: 2/10. washes hua chengs feet in a purely loving way

hua cheng: 10/10. worships dianxias feet. gets him jewelled anklets and does his nails. saw xie lian soaking his tired feet after dancing as a kid and it changed his life.

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

Have you ever felt like your humors were unbalanced? have you ever wondered your omegaverse type? well there is now a quiz for you:

something about Horatio only being noticed and treated like a person by Hamlet. something about Horatio being mischaracterised/removed from some adaptations. something about Horatio being alive only to tell Hamlet's story.

i love 'bumfuck' as an intensifier

Middle of bumfuck nowhere....... cus Yeah we're really lost... anal sex style 😞

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.

I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.