Oh hand that feeds me, we’re really in it now
knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.
HE HAS BEEN SOBER AND STILL WRITING FOR 30 FUCKING YEARS!!!
i think it’s the careless misgendering by my partner that sucks the hardest
That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.
Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.
pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know
cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for
Cory Poole l greenish Geminid meteor & Comet Leonard over Lassen Peak, U.S.
northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.
northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.
puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.
HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.
WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.
I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
[video description: a Dalmatian following a horse that is white with black spots. end description.]
this is, btw, probably extremely fulfilling for this dog.
Dalmatians were supposed to be hunting dogs at the founding of the breed, but what they mostly became bred and used for was carriage dogs.
A carriage dog is a dog whose job it is to run alongside a horse and carriage and prevent anyone from interfering with it. They were excellent carriage security. Nobody could reach up and grab the horses reins, nobody could try to open the carriage door - you could even park with peace of mind
This is also how they became known as firehouse dogs, because fire trucks used to look like this
and i imagine having a carriage dog was very useful to prevent even well-meaning members of the public from doing anything stupid to the equipment or horses while you fought a fire.
So the dog in the video is probably feeling very Job Well Done about his activity
@elodieunderglass I feel like you would like this post
Thank you I do!
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
i want to ensure that noone ever calls me a liar on the internet and want to confirm that island boy dinner is very real and it's waiting for you
As a person from outside the US, whenever I see someone with a California flag, I think: Oh a fallout fan? Wait that bear is missing a head!
As a person from inside the US, I honestly think the exact same thing every time I see a California flag :((
As a person from inside California, I also think the same thing every time I see our flag
Anonymous asked —
is it bad if I read non-con despite never having been raped before? Like if I read it for enjoyment, am I a bad person? I'm worried there's something wrong with me
allthingswhumpyandangsty replied —
I love writing and reading non-con, and I was never raped before. (most of my fics are about my favorite fictional characters getting raped.) I also write about murders and cannibalism, but I was never murdered or cannibalized before, nor have I ever actually consumed human’s flesh.
with all due respect, this “purity mindset” is both hilarious and sad. let yourself enjoy fucked up things in fiction. it’s okay. thought crimes are never real. no puppy is being kicked and no one in real life is being harmed because you read a silly fanfiction about a fictional character getting brutally raped. jerk off to it if you want to. romanticize and glorify it if it makes you happy. as long as it stays fiction and fantasies—as long as you don’t actually go out there and rape anyone in real life—it’s completely fine. it’s also normal for humans to seek enjoyment in things that are disturbing, or else there would be no horror movies. stop applying moral values to art, fiction and fantasies. stop being your own cop.
THIS IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING???
BEING DISGUSTING IS HOT. REBLOG TO BE MORE DISGUSTING TOGETHER
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#look. the real answer is what OP said. thought crime is fake and you don't need any justification to play pretend.#BUT. if your moral ocd needs an excuse: if it's okay for rape victims but not for anyone else then that means either rape victims need to#be silent or disclose. so everyone else please be aware that in addition to it being fine anyway you are also helping us maintain our#privacy while healing.#you know how many lgbtq events are “lgbtq plus allies” in part so people don't have to come out to attend? well all of y'all out#there reading and writing rapefic with no rape history are our allies now.#purity police out there being exactly like the real police: making life harder and more isolating for victims and providing cover for#perpetrators.
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Man, tacos like this without the coriander would make me feel so much better
"Coriander"
