Malört comes with an energetic, anime-style theme song:
Claws on deck, tail held high
Malört's determined, she won't let us die
Patchin' hull breaches with a gleam in her eye
Hoverin' near her head is Sparky standin' by
Takes her spanner and shouts, "Oh, twitch!
I'll fix it fast, we got a drift engine glitch!
C'mon, Sparky, let's make it hum!"
And off the ship zooms with a turbo-thrum
Click-clack, rat-a-tat, tools in hand
Malört Besk, she's in demand
From drift to dock, she'll never fail
Fixin' up the ship she'll always prevail
She talks to wires like they're old friends
Sings to engines till the burnout ends
Runs through the ship with her hover drone
Makin' quick repairs in the danger zone
No job too big, no bolt too small
She'll squeeze through vents or scale a wall
Right through the machinery she'll crawl
Just watch her work, you'll be enthralled
With her custom rig strapped to her back
Integrated tools pop out with a crack
The right gadget for the right task
Malört can handle any ask
Click-clack, rat-a-tat, tools in hand
Malört Besk, she's in demand
From drift to dock, she'll never fail
Fixin' up the ship she'll always prevail
She talks to wires like they're old friends
Sings to engines till the burnout ends
Runs through the ship with her hover drone
Makin' quick repairs in the danger zone
"That's right, Sparky, hold the light steady
Keep the ionic auto-bolt socket at the ready
Clear rust off the assembly and make it shine
And close it up, it's back online!
Reverse the polarity of the positron array
The electron stream should get it to stay
Tighten the coupling on the power exchanger
We did it, Captain, the ship is out of danger!"
Click-clack, rat-a-tat, tools in hand
Malört Besk, she's in demand
From drift to dock, she'll never fail
Fixin' up the ship she'll always prevail
She talks to wires like they're old friends
Sings to engines till the burnout ends
Runs through the ship with her hover drone
Makin' quick repairs in the danger zone