what is taking me out is the duffers claiming no one predicted the ending but it was the most obvious ending in existence that has been the most talked about, like that could’ve been an email I fear.
if youre feeling anxious during sex just imagine the other person is naked
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night
This is what happens when I lock tf in
alt vers + right side up under cut
My favorite Steve hedcannon is that he has known he that hes bi sense like middle school but it just doesn't come up alot.
The Hawkins dating pool isn't huge so its not like he has a tone of guys who actually want to go out but hes made out with a 3rd of the basketball team.
When he starts getting feelings for Eddie, Robin gets ready for him to have a crisis of sextuality meanwhile Steve isnt at all taken aback by liking a guy but he is deeply confused that its Eddie.
I am back with more stranger things Spider-Man AU !! introducing (or more like vaguely teasing at the existence of) Doc Vecna/Henry Creel AND also full body designs for Erica and Dustin AND OF COURSE DART!! he means the world to me he is the best dog to ever dog💔
Steddie where Steve's dad hears about his son's weird codependent friendship with Al Munson's boy and thinks the two of them have been fooling around in secret. The man gets pissed.
He drives back home and demands Steve break things off with the Munson kid.
Steve gets pissed.
"I'm not gonna break things off, I love him!!" Steve yells before he stomps out through the door and drives away without looking back.
A few minutes later he's at the Munson's. Steve doesn't even bother with knocking, Wayne's more than used to his presence by now, so he just opens the door and go straight to Eddie's room.
"My dad thinks we are dating and demanded that I break things off with you, but I refused and told him I loved you. Do you wanna date me just to piss him off?"
Eddie, who had been stuffing his face with chips as he read some comics in his bed, shrugs. "Do I get to touch your tits?"
"They are not tits!"
"Do I get to touch them anyway?"
"I guess that's reasonable dating behavior, so yes."
"Okay." Eddie puts down the comic book and wipes his hands on his pants. "Now take off your shirt and come here."
Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore
I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!
Of course I switched my Ao3 skins to this.
omg!!!! yes!!!!
Steve being Eddie's favorite model (there goes picture number 38753th of Steve sleeping) 📸💖



