hey there! i’m jude, and welcome to jackass

• blanket cw for body horror, fictional blood/gore, nsfw/suggestive humor, and flashing images.
• if the above don’t bother you, please check out my full theme! i worked really hard on it :]
• i try to tag for common triggers, but often forget to do so. if you need something tagged, please let me know and i’ll do my best!
• despite the edgy aesthetic, i try to be friendly and love meeting new people. even if i don’t reply, i appreciate each and every message i get!
• while there’s no overtly NSFW content here, i do not interact with minors. please don’t take it personally if i block you, i just don’t want to hang out with kids.

igayorhm

It's so weird to me that blocking has turned into such a serious thing only reserved for if someone did something wrong. I witnessed some discourse a few months ago around some content creator blocking someone and it blew up. They were harassed for "blocking someone for no reason". And I was like ??? cause there was a reason. They simply didn't want to see the blocked person's posts.

Blocking does not have to be some big gesture. I block people for being assholes but I'm also willing to block someone for giving a dumb take about my fav character. I've blocked people because I was tired of seeing their posts in a tag I'm browsing. I've blocked people who had opinions I agreed with but they were an ass about it. I've blocked people simply because I didn't like their personality or the vibe they gave off.

It's not that deep. You don't have to save blocking for "bad" people. If it brings you peace then do it. I promise you that you'll enjoy your internet experience much more if you block instead of engaging with the thing that's upsetting you.

archiveroll

bunabi

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

notgreengardens

"If you stick a knife nine inches into my back and pull it out three, that is not progress. Even if you pull it all the way out, that is not progress. Progress is healing the wound, and they haven't even begun to pull out the knife. They won't even admit the knife is there."

X

mismess

Brewdles

g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

kurenaiwataru

Here’s the template. Go forth and recreate the dancing anime chibi gif. Revive the old ways.

enbyhyena

This fucking thing all over deviantART in the 00s-10s LMAO

onemillionfurries

The bases on this post are all JPEGs for some reason. That makes them hard to use properly. I will link to the originals and provide some additional ones, along with a tutorial on how to actually make them into a GIF.

I couldn't find the caramelldansen base in this post, but here is a version that should work just as well.

Here is the original lick icon base.

To save these and have them be usable, you have to click the "free download" button underneath the image.

Some other good bases:

Dance Icon

Caipirinha

Run Run Run

You can find many other bases like these through DeviantArt.

How to make them into a GIF:

Step 1. Edit the base however you like (I used MSPaint)

Step 2: Crop and save each frame individually as PNGs (Note for the lick base: It's best to crop them to include the black boarder. This makes the GIF 50x50, which is the standard DeviantArt icon size and can easily scale larger if need be.)

Step 3: Go to ezgif.com/maker and upload all your frames

Step 4: Set "delay time" to 10, then click "Make a GIF!"

Step 5: Right-click the result and save it. Congrats! You used a GIF base!

magz

ID: 1. A collection of early 2000s animation meme gifs and their still images.

2. screenshots of instructions to edit animation meme templates in ms paint and ezgif.com to result in a licking gif.

End ID.

betelgzart

Sam and Spine sketches... I feel really bad for killing her out of fear on my first run, but now I'm glad I heard her out for longer!

doyoulikethis-videogame-song

smiggles

cannibalchicken

ryan-sometimes

Relistening to TMA and being able to catch every time Martin tweaks out over anyone interacting with Jon is so funny. The most unnecessary jealousy of all time considering that Martin’s the only person in this universe who even wants him. Girl wake up everyone around you finds him anywhere between mildly annoying to fully insufferable. Classic case of “I don’t want your man, I don’t even know why YOU want your man”

amii-stuff

eber

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

prokopetz

I have to confess "your web browser's assistive AI can be instructed to steal your online banking password via prompt injection because it operates with full privileges and treats all text it ingests as equally authoritative sources of user instructions, including the text of web pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been. There really is no one involved at any point in the development of these tools who actually understands what they're doing, huh?

aristoteliancomplacency

pyreo

cyberobsessed

Grew up to become a writer (while secretly investigating his mother's disappearance)