freakcliff:

the world needs to see this tweet

goofmuffin:

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

reputayswift:

No matter how profoundly sad a Buffy episode is, someone will walk in on you watching a scene like this

txttletale:

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

jojos-birdwatching-adventure:

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

frightfullytreeish:

tuxankhamun:

mrkanman:

i went to mad at you island and there was a single shuddering obelisk made out of an unidentifiable black substance where nothing would grow near it. so yeah i think you might need to work that out at some point.

farmercaps:

sea–burn:

sea–burn:

continuing to protagonistmaxx