hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
why were you at mad at me island

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tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot:
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hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there
[not noticing I’m drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~
good luck! good luck!
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🌾🌾🌾Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just…. believed her
What
What
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a bit of a doodle that i got carried away with
been thinking about gyaruo jou and vkei yugi for a while. they are so clashy best friends
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upgrading from a galaxy s9 to a 2025 xiaomi model
How is the camera so bad????
Look how they massacred my boy
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it’s actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn’t have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
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so like is anyone else seeing what’s happening on the dilbert website right now
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Anonymous asked:
Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.
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ok my white ahh absolutely does this but it’s 1000% for comedy purposes. Censorship is bad when it’s done from necessity but sometimes making goofy ass into goofy ahh is slightly funnier
it’s not funny. I hope this helps.
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