The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #this is tragic I can't send this to my brother cause he doesn't know what hitchhiker's guide is #and I can't send this to my dad cause he doesn't know what 6 7 is. might just throw it in the groupChat and let them explain it to eachOther /End ID]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

Guess who finally got a binder!!

I’ve been wanting a binder ever since I realised I was trans, and when I finally wore it, I was so nervous. I was scared it wouldn’t fit, that it wouldn’t work, that I’d hate it. But as soon as I put it on, I felt an overwhelming euphoria that I’ve never experienced before. I couldn't stop crying for ages, and when I thought I had myself together, I would look at myself or try on another outfit, and the tears just kept on flowing.

(Thank you so much to the amazing person that went out of their way to buy me the binders, you’re awesome :D )

“Untitled” (2012) by Bosco Sodi

skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt:

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

dragon whose “nest” is a giant bed made of a bunch of stolen mattresses and bedding

dragon sleepily rolling around in her nest because she can’t find her favorite plushie and coming face to face with the knight who was about to slay her in her sleep

sure, that’ll work

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much!

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

This is a fan-comic I made shortly after reading @whimsical-wyvern 's fanfiction "I'm Not Alone". I was immediately inspired to make art related to it. I truly enjoyed reading so big thanks to the author for making this beautiful piece of fiction!

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

#me with gob #me with shmilk

slogans for the upcoming orc election

When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

[ID: A screenshot from the subreddit "Cool Guides." The caption reads, "A cool guide for a mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes." The photo is of the Great Lakes, all labeled, with text above and below. The top text reads "Lisa Likes Licking Lettuce Lightly," with each word's first L underlined, and the bottom text lists the lakes from west to east, with each L in Lake underlined. End ID.]

Humantruder my beloved <3 (I’m brain storming stuff atm while I write. This one might take some time like the last one so I can get it just right)

I will say, he was definitely a gentler soul before turning into a visitor.