slimeman-freakboy
munchy-k

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

munchy-k

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

munchy-k

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

trapny

Everyone also ends up brushing off the incredibly unlikely encounters with animals they have. Like, how'd this bear get in a dungeon to save our lives? Guess we'll never know.


Because obviously, shapeshifter guy is gonna save his party when they need help even if it means he has to stop being a hawk for a little while

caustic-pixie
going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

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frownyalfred
frownyalfred

I know it would be deeply unpopular in fic format but I am always amazed at Midnight Mass and Mike Flanagan’s decision to kill off the presumptive main character halfway through the series and then keep going, using that death as a catalyst for the other characters.

Imagine if you were reading a superbat fic and Bruce or Clark dies 20k in and doesn’t come back. There’s no way to bring him back. It won’t happen, it can’t happen.

The story doesn’t end in MCD so much as it catalyzes itself through MCD. Fascinating stuff.