Another Weirdo

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

String identified: c tg a atg a cg at t c a t a a tat a t gt t t

Closest match: Lomographa temerata genome assembly, chromosome: Z Common name: Clouded Silver

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Sneefin and Snorfin time at the Hertfordshire Zoo

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

Numbers?? I'll leave that wacky shit up to bigwigs at Harvard

no mondays in the cambrian era

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

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pokémon evolution chains we need

Some important additions:

Because it's impossible for me not to chime in I wanted to add that glitch pokemon evolutions in Gen 1 are also just on another level.

I present to you: Every single one of these which is possible to achieve in a Gen 1 game

Could you give me the names of those glitch Pokémon 👀

Oh heck yes

The first one of these is actually a TON of different lines but here are some examples:

Things like to evolve into Clefairy idk

An example of the second:

Many Paths, One destination:

Skipping right to the end

And whatever the heck all this is

Thank you for your time please go fourth and make your game throw up pokemon.

Oh god. Now I want to chart all of them.

Is there a dedicated glitch wiki, or did you pull those from Bulba?

These were from Bulbapedia but there IS a dedicated Glitch pokemon Wiki over here

It's an archive based on Glitch City Labs which was unfortunately shut down in 2020. Still a great resource for learning about any and all things Glitch Pokemon.

Oh my god. A dedicated wiki. It makes me so happy not to have to run into Fandom’s bullshit 😭

Believe it or not, it was even better when it was a dedicated site. I knew the guy who ran it a long time ago through a forum actually. Really cool dude. Sad to see the site go, but it's understandable.

You’re breaking me, man

I'm just so proud to watch another person go off the deep end into this.

This is exactly what I hoped to inspire.

Absolutely deranged.

Is it not a thing of beauty? Is this not exactly what you asked for?

I'm absolutely cackling this is amazing. Thank you for making this, you're doing the lords work.

im so normal about them

One big act

A COMPLETELY different style from the last piece, but I'm still thinking about the tour and how interesting all of the separate visuals are and how effective they are at hinting at the larger story 👀

>be the first ever to receive the keys to belleville

>roleplay in front of the mayor that's honoring you

>refuses to elaborate

>executes four people

>g note

does this make sense.

(disclaimer; the dialogue is not verbatim what g said i took some liberties)

(puts on my tinfoil hat) what if…

has anyone done this yet

oh THIS crowd understands. they cheered so loud when gerard took off the jacket and they booed for the dictator and they booed the jacket being forced back on!! texas i didn't know you were chill like that!

been rolling that one conversation around in my head like a marble

ASS SLAP!

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

Excuse you sharing his language with the youth is his passion in life

Also I feel like Ravens would love PowerPoint. They're that type of nerd.

Also I feel like

Ravens would love PowerPoint.

They’re that type of nerd.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.