BIRDS

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Do you want a well written, casually queer, fiction podcast in the serial format of “poor sod tells you about terrible, supernatural happenings from around the world and occasionally has terrible, supernatural happenings happen to them” but you’re tired of relistening to the Magnus Archives? Well, have I got the podcast for you!!

Come give the Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality a try! Featuring our dearly beloved artificially intelligent Audio Tour Guide, some varylingly ducked up exhibits, existentialism, and one of the very best plot twists I have ever had the honour to consume!

Did I see it coming? No! Were all the pieces there in retrospect? Yes! I am very upset but impressed about it? Begrudgingly, yes!

I haven’t caught up yet, I’m 3 out of 5 seasons in, but holy shit it’s so good.

(I am not at all sponsored or anything I just really really like this podcast ok. It fills the void left by finishing Magnus. Also I have made it a personal side quest to get at least three people into this podcast it’s real really good ok trust me)

Edit: caught up. hyped for the final season, still super obsessed and trying to drag all of y'all into it. It’s my absolute favourite podcast of all time. Joinnnn meeeee.

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twilightofthesandwiches
twilightofthesandwiches

So anyways I think that Brad Majors/Seymour Krelborn has a chance to be a really wholesome ship, but with Audrey/Janet you have consider how Audrey’s self-esteem issues and her problems with internalized slut-shaming and her romanization of wholesome middle-class life would interact with Janet coming from that exact ‘wholesome’ suburban world and both her ingrained conservative values about sexuality and the sort of selfish hedonistic streak she lets out when she unlearns them. Like I think this is 50/50 on whatever they’d be able to work through their problems or end up as textbook Toxic Yuri. (Which I mean, is still better than what Audrey had before but still not great for the poor girl).

And if you put Frank and Twoey in the same room together for more than an hour they will invent three new ways to give a blowjob, seven new forms of tentacle porn, three new forms of fisting, five new forms of anal sex, two new forms of cunnilingus, six new types of hickeys, one new form of scissoring and ten new forms of attempted murder during sex. 

rhps little shop of horrors this is very true and you are so correct for saying this
gomezaddamsofficial
foxpost-generator

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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Originally posted by gif87a-com

therebloggening

What a beautiful octopus.

your-local-foxgirl

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

sparrowsarecool

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

misidentifying-animals-in-posts

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

mothpriestdustwing
imsobadatnicknames2

Oh my fucking god I've already seen yankees using this shit to votescold other yankees as if the shit they're doing to venezuela is s trump-specific aberration and not completely in line with the last 100 years of US bipartisan foreign policy re: Latin America.

"Now other countries are paying the price of your moral purity" etc etc. vamos cerrando el ortito gringo mamón, no tienes nada de valor que decir en esa cabecita dios mío.

princessslea
derinthescarletpescatarian

Just figured out something about Diesel that makes me feel like such a dumbarse

luck-system-shenanigans

do share please

derinthescarletpescatarian

So for those who don't know, Diesel is a typical housecat. He has typical cat behaviours and enjoys typical cat things. He's my neighbour's cat, not mine, but I feed him even though I probably shouldn't, mostly because somebody has to.

Like most cats, Diesel enjoys tasty food. He gets wet food each afternoon and can get pretty pushy in the hour or so pre-food, which is normal for cats. Sometimes, he also gets pushy at random times of the day, including a couple of hours after already having wet food, which is also not unusual for cats, so I just chalk it up to his annoying cat behaviour. It'll be a few hours after his dinner and he'll stand in front of my computer screen staring at me and I'll go to make a coffee and he'll run to the fridge and meow at me, and grab my leg when I try to leave the kitchen; it's all very annoying but hey, some cats are annoying, whatever. It's particularly annoying because he mostly seems do to it when I'm super hungry and then it feels awkward to fix myself something while he's looking at me like this, then pushing him away from my food, and somehow after I eat he's never

He does it when I'm hungry.

If you can see where this is going then you're a lot smarter than me, because it wasn't until this week that I started paying attention. When Diesel started badgering me and luring me into the kitchen, I started going. I started making myself some food. I sit down to eat it, he jumps up to smell it like normal; I push him away like normal and he goes to eat some of his dry food (the same dry food that's been there all day but he's been ignoring and bugging me instead) while I eat my soup. Afterwards he stops bugging me and either goes off somewhere to do his own thing or comes over for a snuggle.

Diesel's not leading me to the kitchen to ask for wet food. He's leading me there to tell me to eat. I'm being fuckign. Handled. By a half-stray housecat.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Currently eating baked beans because the neighbour's cat wouldn't shut up